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yikes bikes

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The only reason I was turning heads was because I was a 12 year old girl with MALE PATTERN BALDNESS

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@lucy_schaefer3 Pink

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📆📅📅📅📆📅

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@mitchg460 Gotta do whatcha gotta do

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@s4hockey4 Well it’s the address of my apartment

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hi im trapped in a hospital for a month and would greatly enjoy cards and cool stickers from neat places!

Kate Palermo
1140 N Wells St.
Apt 1203
Chicago, IL 60610

#stemcelltransplant

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@peytonhamm22 Meaning you stay caffeinated longer? Or that’s more expensive I’ve the winter it costs more?

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@seanangusmcguir @ me next time

[tay🫧 @taaylorshaarp]

A THREAD: i actually did my senior paper on vaccinations so let me hit you with the facts real quick

[Lily Lu Vander Linde @thatCRAZYlily]

7 years ago I was on parole for biting th UPS man, still no regrets #hardenedcriminal

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Nope.

[#1 samir @samir]

When Drake said "Costco doesn't accept returns of half-eaten fruit sir this is your fourth time this week to try this please do not come back" I felt that

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

May you live a thousand years. https://t.co/0uKOEV5akR

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

miranda cosgrove saw that i wasn’t using apple airpods just regular earpods and she spat on me, said “get rich, poor fatass” and pushed me into a puddle on the highway wtf

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

One thousand seven hundred sixty nine!

[the bat head ozzy bit off @Brock_Davis77]

If ur dog is an 11/10 retweet dis

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@brian_zak24 What are you on

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@coolcon22 Oh how could I forget!!!!

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@MeganMulroy It’s impossible to name a cuter bulldog than wubba

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so do I let him follow me?