Katie No

Running, riding, and sassing my way through life. Keepin' it real 140 characters at a time.

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@sway__007 It was swell while it lated... 😢

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@netflix Would’ve been even better if the stream wasn’t buffering for the entire fight…

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@netflix Not to be upset at inanimate objects, but I’m real mad at @netflix right now.

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@netflix Maybe less social media and more servers. K? Thanks.

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@netflix Does it count if it doesn’t work?

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@XcelEnergyMN Out since 10pm last night. Still no updates or estimates. Thanks to Xcel for being predictably terrible.

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@onthebrinksy I love them SO much.

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@onthebrinksy And for that, I am eternally grateful.

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@vtawesomeness Please tell me you’re still making mittens??

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

THE FACT THAT SHE JUST THANKED HER HUSBAND (AND THAT IS THE FIRST TIME ANY PRESIDENT OR VP HAS DONE SO) IS MAKING ME SOB. This is historic. Glass ceilings be damned. @KamalaHarris #BidenHarris2020 #VPKamalaHarris

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@RunBrinksyRun Obviously I need a baby rhino. And am $800 fan to humidify him (and the plants) with

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Nearly 120,000 Americans are dead and the president said last night that he asked his administration to slow down testing that could have saved them.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Told ya'll he exaggerates about the size of things.

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@RunBrinksyRun Our post-quarantine raccoon tattoos are gonna be epic!

[Andrew Connell @andrewiconnell]

The surreal split-screen moment is here. Donald Trump talking about having been the Man of the Year in Michigan a decade ago, as House members vote to impeach him #TrumpImpeachment #ImpeachmentDay

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

@dsmom58 You’ve got a friend in Nashville, David! Hugs & high fives.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Due to inclement weather, the Midwest will be closed for the next week

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

@realDonaldTrump Climate Change explained for Trump: warming oceans cause colder climates..its like having a russian prostitute (or two) peeing on your bed, even though the pee is warm when it first hits your face, as it cools it makes the bed colder and wet. Got it?

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

“Want to go for a walk around the terminals?”
Gets on moving sidewalk. 😳

[Katie No @TheKatieNo]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary