Trainer: “Hey Bob! What do you wanna name your horse?”
Bob: *from the bathroom* “Give me a minute...”
Trainer: “um...ok...”
#PatDayMile#KyDerby#KyDerby144
⚫️ 2023 Bruins: most points and wins in a season in NHL history
⚫️ 2016 Warriors: most wins in a season in NBA history
⚫️ 2007 Patriots: most wins in a season in NFL history
⚫️ 2001 Mariners: matched the most wins in a season in MLB history
They all fell short of a title.
#ChevyEquinox commercial.
Husband: "How about sushi?"
Wife: "I had sushi for lunch yesterday."
Husband: "How about seafood?"
Wife: "You know I don't like seafood."
GIRL! YOU HAD SUSHI YESTERDAY!
(yes, I know not all sushi has seafood in it...but, C'MON!)
#YoureConfusingMe
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
She asked what I knew
And the only one I knew was the Pol-ka
P-O-L-K-A Pol-ka
Pol-pol-pol-pol-pol-ka
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#Lola#TheKinks#Polka#ImTired
A couple of Thunder’s friends dropped into our store last night to pick out the perfect gift for Thunder’s 21st birthday tonight!
They sure took their time to look around...