Keara

[Keara @thekear]

Thank you @theweeknd for spending 1,134 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SiohttTMN2

[Keara @thekear]

I don’t wear gloves when I go out, I just dip my hands in red paint. It really helps keep me aware of what I touch, especially my face. It REALLY helps with social distancing, too.

[Keara @thekear]

I wish I could accurately describe the feeling of horror that washed through me as my 5-year-old, with a giant smile on his face, and his eyes aglow, said “Mom! I did SCIENCE!”

[Keara @thekear]

Man, I get bummed when there’s no “Strong Sexual Content” warning on an episode of Outlander...#Outlander

[Keara @thekear]

@vipbrina Clam Chowder. New England.

[Keara @thekear]

Wow. I’m really bad @twitter...

[Keara @thekear]

@RadarCowboy I’m G TH

[Keara @thekear]

@bobbyberk ❤️U! In QE S1E5-where is the grey couch in the family room from? I love the low armrests- perf for kids. I have 2 acrobats and it’d be perfect!

[Keara @thekear]

@MyFavMurder Seen in SF: are we finally catching on?

[Keara @thekear]

@MyFavMurder

[Keara @thekear]

Drunken impulse shopping at Marshalls could be my moment of clarity.

[Keara @thekear]

Went to the roof to get some fresh air. Inhaled a bug. Now I can feel it wedged in the weird skin folds in my throat. So much for fresh air.

[Keara @thekear]

Otherwise totally normal dude + roller skates = big-time weirdo

[Keara @thekear]

@nickkroll um, please don't steal my vagina's only catchphrase...

[Keara @thekear]

@GregtheGrouch And what have you to say about Libra? Gotta put those tits somewhere...

[Keara @thekear]

Breakfast.

[Keara @thekear]

I created the best password, and I want to tell everyone what it is, thereby defeating the purpose of having a great password