Babs, a Dracula

Samantha (any/all)
I'm doing the best I can.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

Reading all my old tweets at 2am bc sleep fucked off and I conclude that I am funny and I tweet good. I can rest easy knowing I tweeted another banger. Goodnight.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@LittlePynchi Basically. I'm on cohost.

[austin walker @austin_walker]

y'all ever have your humours riled in a somnifacient manner?

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

I made it to nine years, doubt Twitter will make it to 10. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@Syndrome_Kurt omg I love this

[Jon Michael Schieling @JonMSchieling]

There is no such thing as a perfect vide-

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@waypoint We're watching Mandy and The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf tonight. idk if it's a good double feature, but I'm excited for both!

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

Also, do you think he'll run the site like he's a forum mod in 2006? He's certainly acting like he will. If it's possible for him to be even more online than he already is, I'm sure he'll find a way.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

Hey friends, I know I hardly post here, but if you're interested in following me on yet another platform that I'll rarely post on, I created a Cohost.

https://t.co/MGu8Sk29mS

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@unicornbuffet I got breakfast sausage this week and we're going through the same thing. You can just make fried potatoes and breakfast sausage *in your house*. How is that allowed?

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@GShaneMorris ... Millennials are already in their 40s. Fun fact, we're still just trying to survive and yes, be sexy and have fun. You can still have fun in your later life. What a tragic joke your life must be if you don't know this.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@unicornbuffet I get this all the time. It's so annoying.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@loremoth

[Tawanda Nyahuye👨‍💻 @towernter]

Learning programming following a video tutorial

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

Think fast, dorks.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

It's always morally right to talk shit about billionaires. Even if they give to charity. We wouldn't need charity if you didn't hoard all the wealth, asshole. Eat dicks.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

I got to pack up 6 orders today. My process is def clunky and if I ever start to get more orders than this, I'll need to streamline some things like labels to make the process functional, but right now, I'm really proud of the six orders I got and packed up.

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

If capitalism is more your style, you can also buy my stuff at https://t.co/B8TnoLWlnj

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

Do YOU want to give me three dollars? Now you can!
https://t.co/q4Xvdc98WE

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@unicornbuffet Who said that, I'll fight them!

[Babs, a Dracula @thekebabylon]

@HeyAllyOops

[austin walker @austin_walker]

Becoming a "Dark City and Streets of Fire take place in the same world" conspiracy theorist.