Kelli Dawn

Queen of Happy.

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

Wonder if he’ll be there tonight.

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

@sarahbellum Omg same! Day 12!

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

Today is my 12 year Twitterversary. FB and Insta have faded for me, but Twitter lives on.

[Nav @beatsbynav]

Imagine hating on someone instead of using that energy to better your situation

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

I hope I’m never the type of person who is so scared of myself that I have to lie about my life.

[nosa_love @_nosalove]

Sorry I had to bring this to twitter because this is too funny 😭

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Every new day is another chance to lose faith in humanity.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The easily offended deserve to be easily offended.

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

@derchadmeister Is that true?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If gay people are a mistake, they're a mistake I've made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I'm incompetent and shouldn't be relied upon for anything.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Praying for something implies that, despite My omniscience, I don't already know what you want.

Prayer insults Me.

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

Life on the frontier. (New blog post, link in bio). #writer #goals #newlife https://t.co/gvJO9HRpYV

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

I wrote this. https://t.co/MJSV8BbODu https://t.co/MJSV8BbODu

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

I didn’t want to run in the cold and wind, but I did want my pants to fit, so I sucked it up and went anyway...because yesterday I told myself I would. And anyway, a goal without a plan is just a wish. #doitanyway #pushyourself #goals https://t.co/DrOkmGbgmt

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

For Christmas, we both got too fat to wear our pants. #somanycookies #ohwell #kitchenAidMixerGate #Christmas @ Utah https://t.co/dFA9rt89g5

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

The thing about the sun in the winter is...it’s still there. You just gotta be a little more creative about finding it. #getoutside #gowithin #daily5 #runnerchick https://t.co/xf6KETKIgX

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

In case you need an explanation about why I drive like a wanker in the snow...also a hard transition in my life. #californiaVibes #SoCalnotCali #byeCAplates… https://t.co/jtdKXLjy8A

[Kelli Dawn @thekel]

In case you need an explanation about why I drive like a wanker in the snow...also a hard transition in my life. #CaliforniaVibes #goodbyeCAplates… https://t.co/CMlI2taMpu