Kelcy Swanstrum

would you mind buying me a taco?

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

We older servants of God are watching you younger servants come to the same inevitable realizations: It’s all so much harder than you pictured. And you thought, if you served faithfully, everything would go smoothly. It didn’t. You’re realizing people are impossible to please. ->

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

@CoryAsbury Unraveling for SURE 😭🙌🏽

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Some organizations to which you can donate if you are heartsick waking up to the news:

Minnesota Freedom Fund:
https://t.co/H1FIfpe0vd

Minnesota ACLU:
https://t.co/CIiE1w2tlp

George Floyd’s family gofundme:
https://t.co/XWw0iGr6qZ

❤️❤️❤️
#JusticeForFloyd

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

Getting my bachelors degree so I'm applying for scholarships with twitter ;) scroll on, nothing to see here https://t.co/RkEceV4kSl

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

I just woke up from dreaming that cars were sliding off the road into snow. Obviously there’s some telepathic messaging being sent up from some poor soul 😂🙏🏼

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

@charleyjwoodman You're welcome 💁🏻😂

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

I feel so seen...

[The EnneaDog @enneadog]

When a conversation gets heated the 9 goes inside her head and does the following:

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

@olucasdossantos @enneadog like a bad dream you can't escape 😂😳

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

A sweet gal called into work today. When she opened with "Buenos Dias," I knew I was in trouble. Suffice to say my high school Spanish did NOT serve me well. I transferred her for her own good 😬

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

Done and done ✔️

[The EnneaDog @enneadog]

Type 9 going back to school:
Fully prepared with plans for relaxing and celebrating after the first week is over

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

I’ve evacuated once before in my life. I was 17, scared out of my wits, and unsure of how to pray. This is the prayer that brought peace.

“God, be my Home. Whatever happens to my house, be my Home.”

Praying that over every Shasta County evacuee tonight.

[The EnneaDog @enneadog]

When you ask a 9 to please articulate what it is specifically that's frustrating them

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

@woohoosoohoo I freaking love you

[Lou Engle @LouEngle]

I want to live my life under the shadow of a dominating prophecy not under the shadow of my failures and what couldn’t be done. That’s what prophecy does: it calls those things that are not as tho they were

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

VICTORY!!! We take down the @dallascowboys 21-12 on Christmas Eve in Dallas.

Merry Christmas @12s!

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

Yeah, that's about right. Sorry friends. https://t.co/YwUP6HI8bc

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

6:47am - hiccups
12:23pm - hiccups
5:09pm - hiccups
What a day.

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

Goodbye hair 👋🏼

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

What are my afternoon plans, you ask?
Just bronchitis and I, chillin' 😑

[Kelcy Swanstrum @thekelcy]

But I afraid it's an impossible dream