Kelly MacLean

Penwoman. Podcaster. Mama. 💁‍♀️ @lamag @esquire @jezebel @gourmand @guardian as featured in Best of 2022 @readersdigest Almanac

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I’ve noticed women who look really great for their age follow a strict skincare regimen of never having children.

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Anyone crafting legislation that controls women’s bodies should have to wear a ‘bad pregnancy’ simulator for 9 months and then carry a flour baby for 18 years.

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To get a book deal in 2024 you have to be Salmon Rushdie and have recently been almost-murdered in public. #knife #AuthorLife

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@GuardianJessica Me!!

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Having a husband is like perpetually having to be all fab five from queer eye for the same guy year in and year out.

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Parenthood: the days are long, the years are short, and the nights are years.

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@keepermemorials @esquire Thank you! 🎈

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@clhubes I’m a humor writer with work in Esquire, Readers Digest Huffpo Comedy, love to pitch you! Please follow or DM!

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@mrjeanvaljean 🤙

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@markleesways 😘

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3 y.o: Who’s that guy who drops off presents at your house at Christmas?
Me: Jeff Bezos

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@regalbutojane @JasonLeopold Thanks Jane and sorry for your loss. The missing seems to remain. 💙

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@JasonLeopold Sometimes you lose a brother, sometimes you gain one in grief group. 😘

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A heartbreaking, beautifully written essay by my dear friend & sib in grief @thekellymaclean

How to Unfriend Your Dead Brother

As months passed, I attempted to accept Andrew’s death, but his digital self refused to. By all accounts—literally—he lived on
https://t.co/eQ2j1GaroY

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@clhubes Sometimes that form is for preschool while pregnant

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@britttlifts SPENCERS

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@anthrodiva Thank you 💌

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As months passed, I attempted to accept Andrew’s death, but his digital self refused to. By all accounts—literally—he lived on. When did technology become the guy who casually brings up traumatic events without noticing?

@thekellymaclean writes: https://t.co/DgtPKb0kWQ

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@BoyPigeon @missmayn 😭

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@dramtroversy @SmokinAcesMusic @missmayn Sex doesn’t only happen in marital bed missionary with the lights off ;-)

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@SmokinAcesMusic @missmayn 😂