Ned

Sheepdog on a WA sheep station. Loves to laugh at @farmersway's expense. Loyal only to the Boss, or anyone with food. Hates cows.

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Sit. Stay.

Good dog.

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@farmersway @Martin_Murray1 You go back. It's a public holiday ffs.

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Long time listeners may remember a few tweets where cows were up my klacker.Tonight I'm chewing on their T-bone scraps.
Checkmate, bovines.

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If the Boss can manage to muster up are few words, it can't be that hard.

Let's do this. #wordmustering

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@alisonsbread @farmersway the mouse in there would explain the cat. Maybe the cat pushed the mouse in there. It all comes down to the cat.

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@alisonsbread @farmersway cat in the fuse box.

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THE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AND RAIN AND THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE TAKE SHELTER MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD AND....oh. It's passed. Carry on.

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.@farmersway http://t.co/AK9uM78a7F.pant.the.pant.air.pant.we'http://t.co/TebTo6TSl8.pant.die.pant

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Damn lab has issues.

So does the cat.

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Tonight, I think I'll order in some home delivery for dinner.

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@Wallywalta @farmersway as if I'd ever have fleas. He's talking about the dopey lab.

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@farmersway @feefiefoefumm get used to playing second fiddle bud.

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.@farmersway Pretty sure it was the pimping out of my moniker that sealed the deal.

You're welcome. Ribeye for a week should cover it.

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My water bowl is boiling and the air is on fire. I'd sleep with the boss but his kennel isn't much better. #gabyon

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TODAY WE DID SHEEP AND I WORKED THE RACE AND THEN WE BROUGHT SOME IN AND I CHASED THEM THEN WE GOT HOME AND IT'S 51C and I'm dieing. #pant

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@farmersway @NYFarmer @bellevueluck @AlisonFairleigh *ahem* forget somebody???

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Support the Boss, @farmersway with his kickstarter thing, if for nothing else just to shut him up. Please. Ta.
https://t.co/7rbhd5JA6D

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*puff puff pant pant puff puff pant*