Dan “the man” Brown

[BIEN RICO MARRERITO @ElBuenChico_]

Gracias al mundial se olvidaron del mes de los P U T O S
El futbol es maravilloso

[MikkyMighty🇵🇹🐐 @iammikkymighty]

They thought I was joking when I said this😂😂

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

world cup matches 4 seconds before a hydration break starts

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

valverde with partial memory loss thinking marcelo came out of retirement

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

They aren’t even hiding what these hydration breaks are about. It’s 75 degrees under a roof at SoFi, the announcer says “that’s the end of the first quarter,” and then it’s straight to commercials. The game is gone.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeness: “Kane is one of the best transfers we ever made and he’s staying”.

“Barcelona have no money anyway”, told @DasErste.

[John H O N E S T Y (this is my only account) @JohnHonesty__]

They really destroyed a perfect long term project just to satisfy the emotional needs of ONE player who spends 95% of games arguing with referees, goes goalless for 4 months per season and demands prime CR7 salary while playing like Sterling at best.

Fuck you Florentino Perez

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

Is there some kind of socio-psychological explanation for why this kind of facial comedy (e.g. Jim Carrey) was popular and considered funny like 30 years ago but nowadays induces cringe and even hatred in young people?

[(𝐟𝐚𝐧) 🇵🇹 @SeydinaOfficial]

• João Neves a coûté 60M€
• Michael Olise a coûté 50M€
• Désiré Doué a coûté 50M€

Franco Mastantuono a coûté 63 millions d’euros

[Hassan @GreatWhiteNueve]

Meanwhile our winger who is asking for €30m

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

We would have been playing like PSG and Bayern by next season under Xabi if this crybaby didn’t throw a tantrum, now we hear names like Mourinho😭

[َ @rmngifs]

🔁

[(𝐟𝐚𝐧) 🇵🇹 @SeydinaOfficial]

Xabi Alonso voulait nous faire jouer comme le PSG et le Bayern mais Vinicius Jr a décidé de tout saboter

Je ne lui pardonnerai jamais.

[darui 🇧🇷 @naegcfs20jr]

guess who dunked on this psg superteam

[\o/ @earl__manu]

Eduardo Camavinga

[ibrahim @raskolibov]

Brezilyalılar Türkler Ruslar özellikle gıda fiyatlarının korkunç boyutta olduğunu söylemiş.. elonun global çeviri özelliği sayesinde hepimizin eşek gibi çalışıp hiçbir şey sahibi olamadığını öğrendik…

[Mary @marymadridista_]

Remember when Florentino told Sergio Ramos "the offer expired"? Not even Cristiano fucking Ronaldo got this treatment! The "Nobody is bigger than the club" rule only applies when he feels like it. Disgraceful 🤡

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

Vinicius =

- Transfert très chère.
- Irrégulier.
- Finito depuis 2024.
- Simulateur.
- Gros salaire.
- Arrive pas a marqué 10 buts en championnat.
- Nul en sélection.
- 1 bonne campagne en LDC.
- Fait 0 pressing.
- S'embrouille avec ses coéquipiers.
- Néfaste pour le vestiaire.
- Fait virer Xabi Alonso.

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