Kerrie Parker

Mainly retweets and the emotional rollercoaster of being a Texans fan

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

Back in the UK after a phenomenal holiday with @Paraietta. Already planning our next visit.

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

nobody:

clocks at 6:50pm:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

[TORO 🐃 @TexansTORO1]

good morning to everyone except rams fans 🤘

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

There are two things in life that humans do not deserve; dogs and @ConcernedApe

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Okay, I revealed this at the concert last night and now the cat's out of the bag, so I will confirm for everyone: There will be a Stardew Valley 1.7 update. No release date, no estimate. But it's happening

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Initial Reaction:
(I reserve the right to change my mind when I see them on the field)

We’ve jumped the shark on uniforms.
Too many uniforms.

Cardinals, Patriots & Jets have the best of the bunch upon first look.

[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

The Texans signing their SIXTH Jalen:

[Resident Doctors @BMAResidents]

This is why Resident doctors in England are taking a stand against the Government - it’s time to pay us what we're worth.
Support us on the picket lines 📢 25 to 30 July
#PayRestoration #DoctorsStrike
https://t.co/87dxjd5juW

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Pride is over - still gay- please advise

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

#ProjectHailMary is my favourite ever book and one of only two I've ever rated 6 stars. It has the best relationship between two characters I've ever read. Hot damn I'm excited.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Phil Lord & Chris Miller’s ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’, starring Ryan Gosling

The film follows a teacher who is sent 12 light-years away from Earth to save humanity after the Sun began to erode.

In theaters on March 20, 2026.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

H-TOWN'S NEWEST HALL OF FAMER 🤘

Congratulations to @TexansTORO1 on being inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame Class of 2025!

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

What a day to be alive

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Inimitable. The original. #Hamilten

[Natural Habitat Shorts @Natural_habitok]

Fun Fact: Ducks are often seen standing still in the rain. Most think it’s because their waterproof feathers keep them dry and that staying still helps conserve energy, but we have our own theory🦆🌧️🐥 #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitatshorts #naturalhabitok

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

All five Final Destination movies have been rewatched in preparation for next week. 3 is still the best.

[Tia Kofi @TiaKofi]

@LoreleiLiBan I am a gay man

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

Holiday recap- 5 hotels. 4 flights. 3 coconuts drunk out of. An unspeakable amount of alcohol. And 1 very important wedding. Good times all round.

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

At the gate. That wasn't as painful as expected. Just a 13 hour flight to get through now 🙃

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

Eight hour layover in Singapore. Let the fun commence.

[Kerrie Parker @thekerrie]

Supplies bought. In our second lounge for the last slog.