The Kev

Defender of freedom, fighter for justice, and forager of fun.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@PunkRunnr @ShegunTweets She isn’t acting, she is really like this in real life.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@FilmzLoverz Because endless movies about the government would get boring.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@RickD_GK Yeah, try explaining this one to your insurance company.

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@ClashofClans Ah, so these charts and stuff are how @ClashofClans determined how to screw gold pass subscribers over.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@nicksortor @RepBryanSteil Cool. Now do term limits. And no lifetime pay.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@IrvingLuke @ClashofClans I promise you they will, because they like to take our money!

[The Kev @thekevan]

@_SnittyKitty_ @ClashofClans No. You must pay money to greedy devs @ClashofClans

[The Kev @thekevan]

@ClashofClans @ClashofClans was the technical issue you guys screwing up the gold pass? As in ruining the game?

[The Kev @thekevan]

@ClashofClans I only got the gold pass because I had one in my account. I won’t spend any more money with them.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@ClashofClans Yay! Another method for you to ignore your customers!

[The Kev @thekevan]

@ClashofClans “Thanks for speaking up! Thanks for caring!” But @ClashofClans still couldn’t care less, just wants your money!

[The Kev @thekevan]

@Maverik screwed over customers on the recent Nitro card changes. Guess I’ll take my business to Holiday.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@Not_the_Bee Inflation at its best!

[The Kev @thekevan]

@RandPaul This is yet another reason we need to abolish the Fed. Fixed it for you.

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@elonmusk @xai I’m hardcore. But not an engineer.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@CNviolations Cop pops two rounds, unaliving the perp with the second shot because he forgets he didn’t load the clown round the second time. Hard pass.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@TheChiefNerd According to a poll of Jimmy Kimmel fans…

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@ClashofClans @ClashofClans and by crashes you mean horrible game experience? I’ve spent my last cent in this game until you bring back the old game play and trophy system.

[The Kev @thekevan]

@DefiantLs Looks like one of the Wayans brothers from “White Chicks”

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@NickAdamsinUSA Yes