The Keys Of Khaled 🔑

*Parody Account* FOLLOW ME WHILE I TWEET ABOUT DJ KHALED'S KEYS TO MORE SUCCESS

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When y'all just had sex in the bathroom and he making it obvious ☠️

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When you’re single af and everyone’s telling you there’s plenty of fish in the sea but your DM’s be lookin like:

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Offset boutta change his name to Upset

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Your new 2k Cover Athlete is...

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I have no idea..

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GRATEFUL THE ALBUM JUNE 23rd

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You can't be under FBI investigation if there's no FBI Director 🤔

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Girls pulling up to the pool this summer in their free swim suits liike

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Remember Dj Khaled's son Asahd? This is him now. Feel old yet?

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"So you 17, 17 or you 17 bout to be 18?"

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⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 idk wtf is going on

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Steph lookin like he boutta go bang Lebrons mom too 🤣

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Makes sense 🤔

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When you don't contribute to the group project but you still get an A

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When you show up to the club wearing the same dress as your dad

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YOUNG MONEY is back 💸

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Is that too much to ask?

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Bruhh Why tf did Kodak Black go to his interview at The Breakfast Club lookin like Mrs. puff 😂

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Poor guy, @MeekMill can't catch a break 😂

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These Knicks stress me out more than my ex did