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[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Housing more than 1,200 asylum seekers at a former RAF base in North Yorkshire could cost taxpayers more than £500 per migrant per night, campaigners claim.

We look at the cost of the Government’s plans in more detail ⬇️
https://t.co/YbD2tki0Vt

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@Lfc_ola_ Riise

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@Eduardough @YannickBolasie This is correct!

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@LozzaFox That's definitely her daughter's painting. And the girl in the video is definitely her daughter.

Well done, Laurence

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@LozzaFox Why hasn't it broken his arms with its wings?

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@Glinner Anyone that can't see that this is fake has completely lost their mind.

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@LozzaFox People don't watch this drivel.

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@nedboulting Garzelli?

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@casualsdirect Marriner

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@patrickbetdavid @ZelenskyyUa You're an idiot

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@LozzaFox @calvinrobinson @elonmusk Who's this bald guy?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Why didn't you gather them together? Then you'd only have to have the conversation and once.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Because you're stupid?

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@LozzaFox @Keir_Starmer Because this is just a list of unrelated offences rather orchestrated rioting.

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@LozzaFox Great, long gag, Laurence

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@IsabelOakeshott @HeathrowAirport Seems like someone was getting close to deadline and had a column to write.

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@Otto_English He owned himself

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@LuapSnilloc @feed2_news @lewis_goodall @TheNewsAgents Classic

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@CartlandDavid Check out his stethoscope. Must be a proper doctor.

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@Tim_Burgess Got to be Mouse Trap. Though Birdman is up there.