Killer Carp

An anthropomorphic carp traveling with four humans from Mississippi to Utah. For some reason.

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Mississippi!

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Our latest gas station coffee purchase brings the trip total up to 678 gallons consumed.

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We will not post any pictures of our visit to Dallas to protest their awful drivers. Also because their Starbucks was out of apple fritters

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Make sure to be responsible with your livestock while at a Texas rest stop.

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Great food and shopping at Jacob Lake Inn!

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A great & inspirational #ARSL2017 conference. Thankful for the opportunity to attend & for those who did such a wonderful job organizing it

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@Erinlibrerin Editor, photographer, fork usage expert. You aren't kidding

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"I'm one of the few people you'll ever meet who has scars from a homemade laser." - Lance Conrad

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@brandonmull gave a great talk, & was then nice enough to sign a book and take a picture with me. You should thus buy all his awesome books.

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@Erinlibrerin Oh no Erin. Oh no. I've become all that I despise.

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This is my job: I go to my basement and pretend I'm a 13 yr old girl talking to a centar. - Brandon Mull

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This device confuses me.

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What a grocery store.

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Great speakers and sessions today so far. Still going...

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"Books are powerful things" - Richard Paul Evans