The real Mrs B

My dishes stay dirty and my projects unfinished. The food is delicious and the dreams are free.

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

Just remember everyone who called pride a sin in June will be PROUD this weekend.

Get em

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@DisneyJunior Sure!

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

Parenting is just listening to one song on repeat.

In our house it's the instrument version of the Bluey theme.

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@NightOwlLynn @thatskygame You are. It just means you don't spend as many right now. Personally I don't think much of this is worth it.

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@adventrusspnstr @GovernorKayIvey I'm willing to do what they do to get out of Alabama.

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@BostonNooga I prefer the church of the square circle.

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@ClearTheList2 Thank you!

https://t.co/kY2FP4Z4SJ

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

https://t.co/kY2FP4Yx3b

#clearthelist

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@ErinInTheMorn It starts WITH the election

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@kevinryanBDED I first thought you were talking about @thatskygame and I was going to send you my friend code. Lol

[Nick Carter @nickcarter]

Sometimes we want to blame someone or something for a loss, but the truth is that addiction and mental illness are the real villains here. I will miss my brother more than anyone will ever know. I love you baby brother.

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

Y'all help me out. I think some of my middle schoolers are couch lock high and it's seriously impacting them. What would you want done if it were your kid and as a kid what would you appreciate your teacher doing for you?

[Robyn Gaye O'Connor @GayeRobyn]

@gtconway3d

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

My mother told everyone that certain things were *not her circus" to such an extent that she left me with the circus, zoo, and jungle, along with all the monkeys. . .

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

If you let your children watch The Purge you are the reason our educators are quitting.

[The real Mrs B @thekimofoz]

@skylrsage Thanks for reminding me that I should probably do the same. I need two caterpillars. . .

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Oil prices today: $85.90 a barrel
Gas prices today: $3.85 a gallon

Oil prices in April 2010: $85.66 a barrel
Gas prices in April 2010: $2.85 a gallon

Gas prices are $1 a gallon higher than they should be because of Big Oil's greed. We need a windfall profits tax.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

No. The problem is not that the working-class got a $1,400 direct payment 19 months ago and the dude at Arby's got a 50 cent raise a year ago. The problem is that corporations are making record profits by jacking up the price of everything. The problem is corporate greed, boss.