Courtney Beavers

DAD. CHEF. BUSINESSMAN. ARTIST. I’m just a collection of photos my daughter takes while I’m on the toilet. I cook too sometimes. #stayathomechef

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@DaveBautista officially joins my list of favorite actors.

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Just asking…can Hollywood cast @meganfox in more kick-ass action roles? As a fan I think those would be a great fit for her. Just imagine her walk up to some bad ass dude with those eyes and BAM! She just punches him in the face 😂

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@brutalfightz So what? My and my ex wife went to a DMX concert when she was 7-8 months pregnant…

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@FightHaven This is my homie and his daughter. Poor dude’s wife just passed from heart complications. They’re going through a lot. Pray for them. 🙏🏾

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I realized I’m not mourning the loss of you, but the loss of our hopes and dreams together.

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I’m mad that no one is talking about how good @bluebeetle is.

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Take notes ✍🏾✍🏾

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If you’re reading this, it’s too late.

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@MarvelStudios as you guys start to bring people back from the past, don’t forget @donallogue

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Bro rule #3: If your homie is covering you, you must ask what they’re getting first to see their price range. Never go above their order. Super bros don’t add extras.

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My last relationship bankrupted my emotions. Can I have a little 😻 til I get back on my feet?

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Check on your happiest friends. They’re not always ok. That’s my TED Talk. Thank you.

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Being unfazed by life’s BS is the greatest gift you can give yourself.

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I’m entering my ‘04 Kanye at Def Jam era

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I’d like to think of myself as an asshole with a heart of gold.

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@SexyyRed314_ Naaaaw I’m good….😾🔥🔥🔥

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Hey @Apple when will you finally let us separate our music by decades?

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Eating the pepperonis from my kids’ pizza slices is the closest I’ll get to a charcuterie board these days.

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You’re in her DM’s. I’m her bad decision that turned out to be the best decision. We are not the same.

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Life stinks. Don’t forget to laugh and smile.