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[ankith @thekithlord]

If my wife don’t know how to use the command line on a computer I’m giving her back to the streets 😤

[ankith @thekithlord]

@the_Hul97 @4eva18bitchezzz Never thought I’d be called a backwards hat kinda guy…

[ankith @thekithlord]

@martin2cruz Then again ur a bold guy

[ankith @thekithlord]

Nothing like dropping money on sunglasses and someone asking u if they’re “gas station sunglasses”

[ankith @thekithlord]

@4eva18bitchezzz

[ankith @thekithlord]

Still trying to figure out the difference between a latte and cappuccino

[ankith @thekithlord]

@4eva18bitchezzz

[ankith @thekithlord]

China rly had more Olympics in 12 years than I had gfs 🤦🏾‍♂️

[ankith @thekithlord]

Tried to describe an iTouch to a ten year old. Then he asked me how old am I

[ankith @thekithlord]

Who let couples get a monopoly on vineyard weekend getaways

[ankith @thekithlord]

@EvilMopacATX @Austin_Monthly Tarrytown

[ankith @thekithlord]

@YahooEnt Where was Timmy when Vinny Chase needed him

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@4eva18bitchezzz

[ankith @thekithlord]

Olivia low key murdereddd that snl performance

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you think guac shouldn’t be extra

[🅵🅾🆁🆃🅷🅴🅵🅰🅽🆂 🎙 @503Blazerfans]

Dame has carried Portland 8 straight years to the playoffs, which leads the NBA & throughout his career this is what he has played with:

1- All Star (2012-15)
0- MVP’s
0- COY’s
0- DPOY’s
1- All NBA Teammate
0- All Defensive NBA
0- 6th MOTY’s

Give me this man some more respect

[ankith @thekithlord]

My goal in life is to be rich enough to afford a barber who genuinely cares about how my haircut turns out

[ankith @thekithlord]

Taylor telling me I can do better things than just dating the cute guy on the football team was actually exactly what I needed today

[ankith @thekithlord]

@tkfeelsok Ayyyyeee chill shawty my baby mama don’t know about us yet

[ankith @thekithlord]

Low key driving only using one hand is kinda a workout

[ankith @thekithlord]

Can one of my friends just get married so I can go to a fkn wedding already