A wise woman once said: 'There's nothing we can't do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives'. I am that wise woman.
Vote @TheKnope 2020! I mean, how great would that be?! Waffles and equality for everyone! (But no calzones. I think we can all agree they're just pizzas that are harder to eat. Sorry Ben.)
@TheKnope we have a restaurant in my town, in Indiana, called The WaffleWhitch...where everything is made from or has waffles involved in it. You would love it.