Kaushal Piruka

Ad man, then & now | Poet, in between & again | Punstoppable, always

[Kaushal Piruka @thekpwriter]

"I’m a work in Progmess"

- Ted Lasso 🫶🏽

[Kaushal Piruka @thekpwriter]

Between Samrat Choudhary (ex-RJD) of Bihar & #SuvenduAdhikari (ex-TMC) of Bengal, the BJP is just a recycling centre for other party leaders.

RJD & TMC DNA doesn't just wash off by wearing a saffron coat. Stop importing your CMs and start building your own before it’s too late.

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If I had to summarise everything that’s going on in the world right now in one line, it’d be this—

Bhai, Claude lag gaye hai!

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You know we can all move on to Claude and all. We can write essays on how it’s better. And yes, it is. But no AI will ever understand you, the real YOU 🫵🏽 like our good old GPTu 🥹

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Trying to get our Udyam Registration done for 5+ days on https://t.co/5C3rEvVyTL with zero luck.

First the site was down, and now it keeps crashing at the very last step after filling the whole form! Extremely frustrating.

@minmsme
@dcmsmeoffice
@jitanrmanjhi

#MSME #Udyam

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They said Trump started this war to bury the Epstein files. At this point, he’d probably leak them again as a diversion from the war 💀

[VIZHPUNEET @vizhpuneet]

NSE hiring Rothschild is a shocking betrayal. We blacklisted De La Rue for currency fraud yet now we grant our market keys to foreign masters. This is not reform but a total surrender of financial sovereignty. Why do we let outsiders control our economy today.

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Usually at least one joke comes to my mind almost instantly after the speech. This budget seems so inconsequential that I have nothing to joke about. What yaar Vasooli Tai, not fair.

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Rohit Shetty can learn a thing or two from #Mardani 3. I don’t care what the critics say, I loved it.

Brilliant characters, decent dialogues, and a story that keeps you invested right till the end. The highlight for me was how the bad guys were punished in the end. Chef’s kiss!

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I am astonished (and a bit disappointed to be honest) that Trump hasn’t responded with a chest thumping “But I’m the daddy” post despite a very loudly branded “Mother of all deals” by India and Europe 🤣

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@Flipkart misleads its customers by showing ONE DAY delivery & changes the delivery date after order is placed without any intimation. My order was supposed to arrive today, I’ve a flight today, & ETA has changed to tomorrow?????

Order ID- OD336194596259820100

@flipkartsupport

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The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize Winner is Maria Corina Machado- an anti authoritarian pro democracy brown female from Venezuela.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 🤣🤣🤣

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You know I’ve tried jobs. I’ve been unemployed. I’ve run a business. I’ve tried it all.

And here’s what I strongly recommend— FUCK TRUMP.

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Not that it matters or will make any difference but I will not, I will NEVER hop on the Ghibli trend. Consider it my own little protest against the colonisation of art by Artificial Intelligence :)

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If I get three wishes from a Genie, I will probably use one of them to remove @sherryontopp Siddhu as a commentator :)

#IPL2025

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Axar to Moeen Ali, ball brushed his bat + pad and dribbled towards Pant, Moeen wasn't quite sure where that had gone and took a step down to RUN. Pant picked up the ball to RUN HIM OUT, no?

But he was given stumped! Weird.

#INDvsENG #T20IWorldCup

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Camaraderie?

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Carpe diem?

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The Sheep of Theseus?

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Cock block?

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Faux pas?