Tristan

I spend a lot of time on the internet, and I'm okay with that.

[Tristan @thekruth]

@gentrybhenry @DianaHSmith @travisjhen Tbh I probably would have just shushed it too

[Tristan @thekruth]

@HeyDmart

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@pklug @TravisVarner23 ...we might legitimately be living in space by the time that happens

[Tristan @thekruth]

@gentrybhenry ‘Incapacitated’ is an excellent word choice

[Jordan Staniscia @jordanstaniscia]

How many people is this? 👏👏👏#BlackLivesMatter #missiondistrict

[Tristan @thekruth]

@AJRendere The cat knew. The cat knows everything

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The trump campaign sent a cease and desist letter to Priorities USA for this ad. So I’m retweeting it.

[Tristan @thekruth]

@pklug @TravisVarner23 @HeyDmart “Over the top Arcade Action meets coming of age drama” is how I’m introducing myself from now on

[Tristan @thekruth]

@gentrybhenry Same

[Tristan @thekruth]

@AJRendere I would, but now they know what my friends looks like. And what they'll look like 50 years from now

[Tristan @thekruth]

I have a hot take about FaceApp but I’m scared to tweet it

[Tristan @thekruth]

Just realized Gladiator is a sports movie

[Tristan @thekruth]

@gentrybhenry Thanks, Tristan

[Tristan @thekruth]

@SanJoseSharks #tanktunes Gettin’ Jiggy Wit it by Will Smith.

[Tristan @thekruth]

@gentrybhenry I respect you made it this long

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

🚨🚨🚨STAY IN LINE IF YOU ARE WAITING TO VOTE 🚨🚨🚨

[Tristan @thekruth]

@GrahamVL What if relish is American salsa.

[Tristan @thekruth]

Hot dogs are American tacos

[Tristan @thekruth]

@LeJerque @ExtraLife4Kids @mearrin69 do they sell Clamato in Sweden?