lindsey marie

can you ever just be whelmed? I already muted that tweet you’re replying to.

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

when you have no idea what’s happening in the world and get to remain blissfully ignorant because you’re a dog

[Ryan Kearney @rp_kearney]

the thing with the CALIFORNIA DEMS ARE RIGGING THE ELECTIONS bit is like…if California Democrats *were* capable of inventing millions of fake ballots to steal elections….why don’t they just….invent them early + all at once….instead of 50k fake votes per night for 30 nights….

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

this is legitimately bonkers lol

[Rob Pyers @rpyers]

Alameda County, one of the largest reservoirs of deep blue votes in California, has not updated since 11:30PM on election night.

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

The single, solemn nod while watching an undead cursed man assault the mannequin of the wife who plotted his death. Make it the Emmy reel.

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[JESSICA @whosthatgirrlll]

If yall weren’t HERE! don’t question me about Love Island 😂 the cigarettes that were devoured omfg.

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

@Iovemelo this is not true. doctors don’t look at your fucking license to see if you’re an organ donor. it’s still up to your family.

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

and alameda county still hasn’t updated

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

@jailedamanda oh my goddddd

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

TIRED: Losing your job because AI that can do your role for cheaper

WIRED: Losing your raise because AI is so expensive

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

is alameda county even alive? what do you mean you haven’t updated since tuesday night?

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

and it’s costco to the rescue

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

my usual pharmacy (a cvs???) is somehow not in network with my insurance and so now I need to call around and find out who usually has the vyvanse generic in stock or can get it within a few days

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

at least I still have some of my vyvanse to help make all these calls

[Zachary Donnini @ZacharyDonnini]

This is the best drop yet for Tom Steyer, as he hits his benchmark to win for the first time in a late-mail drop.

Today’s data has been encouraging for Steyer and less favorable for Hilton. As on now, the race is tracking toward a very close finish.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

"BYE-oh-pik."

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

@kerkoviches once the gun shot kid turned around, I was outta there. ran upstairs and watched the iron giant instead. I didn’t try to watch it again until high school lol

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

mine was the sixth sense, which ruined my life as a kid

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

Everybody’s first horror movie was Scream or Halloween. Prove me wrong!

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

buying them through regal was actually insanely easy… sorry to my amc friends

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

imax odyssey tickets secured

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

democrats only run statewide primary attack ads on republicans here if they’re trying to elevate them so they don’t have to run against another democrat in the general (see: schiff for senate)… because those attack ads just make the repub more appealing to gop voters.

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

just saw a tiktok where this girl said that steyer is losing because he decided to attack becerra instead of the republicans. like, oh, way to show you’re dumb as fuuuuck and don’t understand elections here at all.