mr brightbeard

Just a dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude. Full time care taker of some really cool old people. Chainsaws, seafood, driving the speed limit yeehaw.

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People on this stupid bird app don't love poor people, they just hate rich people.

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@FearedBuck weird i have the same first post on reddit. same headline and everything.

https://t.co/E5Z5iy0Y46

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You ever fuck up a day so fast after waking up you just go back to sleep and say "I'll be better tomorrow"

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i've only been able to stomach peanut butter today and it's still been more palatable than putting up with the onslaught of fuck bitches on twitter coming at me. have an opinion without victimizing SO HARD.

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and if my grandmother had wheels she'd have been a bicycle

[POLO WORLD @Billionairepolo]

If this LIL WAYNE shows up vs Kendrick Lamar….ITS OVER

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@janky_ase bitch did i stutter

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love kendrick. most boring album yet.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

K dot new album GNX 💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 It was the edibles 🤦🏾 😆👊🏿 west west king 🔥🎶💫

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when i played bob burnquist in thps1 i thought this shit was impossible and this mf doing it off a kicker down some stairs

[SKATEBOARDING @SkaterGains]

Make yo jaw drop

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@frigginfrench i don't know why but jordan reminds me of you lol

https://t.co/smXtF4SYuK

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@CVas317 i saw this and went WHO PUSHES WITH THEIR BACK FOOT ON THE GOD DAMN BOARD and learned what mongo was from a friend the first time i saw this

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the guitar and bass riffs on "stellar" by incubus should embarrass every band alive right now

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imagine still supporting this mother fucker.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

This picture of Conor McGregor and his wife, Dee Devlin leaving court today after the verdict speaks a thousand words

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long live A$AP

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the amount of people i've been blocked by is incredible this week we really doing it out here hahahaha

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@88flyersfan88 just shitting the word irony out is about right.

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people advocating for the return of aunt jemima and the redskins football team can actually just fall off the earth. do you literally have nothing better to do? you had a better argument with statues and flags being "part of my heritage!" (which was bullshit) and now this?!

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@PubliclyBuzzed nah it ain't a boat eat it like it comes

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there's also a part two that i think is arguably better but holy shit i love @tcband the contortionist. like in modern music they're it to me. god damn genius, prolific, holy.

https://t.co/l5uhPMebEO

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@robbobert4 while i do hate people in general i don't know why you insist on being racist. it's two separate things. i bet your favorite flavor is mayonnaise. like i'd bet my life.

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@cannolijones @MikeNumerical i muted his dumbass just like i'm bout to mute you bitch

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@robbobert4 not advocating for dumb shit isn't as wild as yall want to believe just because you like to do it. sorry.

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@RBForrest while it didn't offend me, it offended an entire huge group of people that have been put through literal hell. i support their decision.