Kyle Burt

Marie Claire. New Yorker. Humor, Whiskey, and My opinions are my own.

[Kyle Burt @thekyleburt]

OMG! @Uber Driver Li in NYC - BK is giving me life with our #philosophy lessons to #JFK! #Vacay #GingerInTheDR

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Shout out to #LadyGaga's Piano/Mic Robot! #GRAMMYs #INTELinMUSIC #WayBetterThanLeftShark

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#taylorswift didn't dress like she was going to win any awards tonight #houndstooth #sequins

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Soooooo the #AzealiaBanks and #CarlyRaeJepsen Duet?! When is that happening??

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The #vanguard award for #kanyewest had been all about #KimKardashian's nipple. #ImmaLetYouFinish

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I'm pretty sure the theme for tonight will be #NipSlip. #FSUF #ginger #beard #instagay http://t.co/rtcONqgCdh

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The number of #Crocs I've seen this morning is SERIOUSLY getting out of hand. #IsItFridayYet… http://t.co/u2jqzcelHd

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Basil Confusion #FSUF http://t.co/cNTQoQzGBk

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The city may be ugly, but we aren't. #BeauitfulLife #Reunited #SheMakesClothesLookGoodForALiving http://t.co/TITUhwtL3g

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“Is that an accessory or for an actual injury.” - Coworker in reference to my ace bandage. #fashion

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Blue wing tips and no socks! #Daredevil #DressedForSuccess #SuccessEarnsSocks http://t.co/U1Ls4XP8tG

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Is it obnoxious to say it's too cold on the subway? Yes I know summer muggy gross subways are nearly here...but....still #Nipply

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It is women like her that make her voice heard. #LoveInTheCity #lovesongslikeneverbefore @kiahvictoria

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My personal walking tour ended up in a butcher shop. #Meat I would find a reflective surface to look… http://t.co/dhjMbpTyk0

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And that folks is how you gracefully "Eat Shit" on the subway. #TGIF #FSUF

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Like words? Like cool words? Like awesome graphics? WHOOAA! Check this out. #art http://t.co/WoQ0akdvz2

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The skies above are clear again. Why NOT wear a suit on Friday?! #HappyDays #TGIF #FSUF #ShamelessSelfie http://t.co/ZkmBoVEfL2

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This kind of makes my life! What would happen if an attractive #HarryPotter fought an attractive #StarWars Jedi? http://t.co/lKOfeyn23e

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God! I love this town! #NYC coffee with @hyeheyyun! If only we could stop laughing at my… http://t.co/F5uSF5R2zk

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“No you’re hot!” “No you’re hot!” “No you’re hot!” “No you’re hot!” This convo just happened with my coworker. #Work @KudaTay