I saw a post saying call (707) 998-8410 for positivity . Y’all why it’s kindergartners on a recorded line giving you positive advice for the day 😭😭💕💕💕💕
Student: what would you do if i hit you in the head Mr. Lodi?
Me: you probably shouldn't do that
Student: but what would you ~do~?
Me: idk id probably have to use my superpowers at that point🤷♀️
Student:
Had a kid tell me why they believe in ghosts the other day.
They said their sister woke up with scratches all over her back one morning... Dad said it must have been a ghost.
My face when it clicked:
Girlfriend is sick so I'm getting her aquaphor and tissues. Can't find them in Target so i had to ask someone, "where can I find lotion and tissues?" #itsnotwhatyouthink
Student: Mister, try this snack!
Me: These are bugs
Student: no they're snacks
Me: Did you find these on the floor?
Student: no, I swear!!
Me: Okay🤷♀️ *eats small handful of bugs*
Entire class: MR. LODI ATE BUGS OFF THE FLOOR!!
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