Nick Flodi

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[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

I wonder if strangers get offended when I smile and say hi to their dog and not them.

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

@trishlintze Hi hi ily2

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Subbing for a middle school math class and they're all gaslighting me into questioning everything I've ever known about math

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

I shall read to you a note I got from a student today,

"Thank you for being such a nice teacher, even though you don't look nice at all."

thanks😭

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Actually tucked my shirt in at work today and all my kids keep asking me if I'm going to church😂😂😂

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Pretty girl + live music = 😌

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

#sixthgradersoutofcontext

Student: "well girls are smarter than boys so that's not surprising."

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

I take off my shoes for the dunk tank at my schools field day and a kid yells out, "daaaang Mr. Lodi, you got nice toes!"

#readyforsummer

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

In my head i feel like i can be an okay dancer.

In reality i feel like it always comes off like this

[The REAL Ashley Banks @americasbeauty_]

I saw a post saying call [phone] for positivity . Y’all why it’s kindergartners on a recorded line giving you positive advice for the day 😭😭💕💕💕💕

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Student: what would you do if i hit you in the head Mr. Lodi?

Me: you probably shouldn't do that

Student: but what would you ~do~?

Me: idk id probably have to use my superpowers at that point🤷‍♀️

Student:

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

My brain every time a student offers me like $2.14 to end school early or give them my car

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Had a kid tell me why they believe in ghosts the other day.

They said their sister woke up with scratches all over her back one morning... Dad said it must have been a ghost.

My face when it clicked:

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Wore a long cardigan to work and now all my students are calling me grandma. Choosing to take it as a compliment bc who doesn't love a grandma👵

[Mt. Joy @MtJoyBand]

Seeing how much some of you listen to music that we put our whole lives into >>> that’s the gift. Thank you ❤️
More coming soon 🔮🔮🔮

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Girlfriend is sick so I'm getting her aquaphor and tissues. Can't find them in Target so i had to ask someone, "where can I find lotion and tissues?" #itsnotwhatyouthink

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

Student: Mister, try this snack!
Me: These are bugs
Student: no they're snacks
Me: Did you find these on the floor?
Student: no, I swear!!
Me: Okay🤷‍♀️ *eats small handful of bugs*
Entire class: MR. LODI ATE BUGS OFF THE FLOOR!!

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

My kids got me to try some flavored bugs today. How's your Monday going?

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

@HonestAmes Not my problem if you have an adorable doggo

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

I wonder if strangers get offended when I smile and say hi to their dog and not them.

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

If you love dogs, this one's a sweetheart and recently broke her kneecap. If you could retweet or donate (even a little) it would be greatly appreciated!!

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

@HonestAmes I am aware this doesn't help in the slightest

[Nick Flodi @thel0di]

@HonestAmes They hit a game winning alley-op from an inbounds play with 0.9 second left. Gross on all levels.