𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐥 — 𝐚𝐧𝐝 ��𝐭’𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.
So apparently Jimmy Kimmel has finally figured out that “repulsive liberal scolds” are driving people away from the Democrat Party.
…But don’t worry, Jimmy doesn’t mean himself.
No, no — it’s those other repulsive liberal scolds. He’s fine. It’s the rest of them.
Then he casually drops that he got Italian citizenship — just in case he needs to “escape” America under Trump. Because it’s way worse than he ever imagined.
And by “way worse,” he means… well… nothing. He can’t name a single thing.
No examples. No details. Just vibes.
Scott Adams nailed it:
What exactly is the hellscape, Jimmy? Are you being rounded up? Did your pool boy quit? Did the oat milk run out at Whole Foods?
These people act like Trump’s America is The Hunger Games — meanwhile, most of us are living normal lives, paying our bills, and watching gas prices finally come down when Trump’s in charge.
The “authoritarian nightmare” Kimmel’s talking about? Probably that Trump actually enforces immigration law — something the majority of the country supports… including a whole lot of Hispanic and Black Americans.
So yeah, Jimmy, pack your bags for Italy. The rest of us will survive just fine without you.
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