Lucy

Feminist. I am a woman. Literature mostly. Some politics. And, of course, The Boy.

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

@UberEats You just stole £12.22 from me. I only received one of 3 ordered items. Your people in the call centre refused to refund me either the money for the food, the driver’s tip or the delivery fee. This is theft. You are a disgrace.

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

Hey @sainsburys just had to make myself vomit after finding a dead maggot in your ‘not for EU’ chicken…

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

Dear god in heaven 🙄

[Stephen Bush @stephenkb]

Vividly reminds me of when, as a child, the brown-haired one on Blue Peter had done something bad and they got the head of BBC children’s telly to speak in hushed tones about how he had been taken out and buried with the Blue Peter animals.

[Caroline Hardman @LittleHardman]

Sexism perfectly preserved, as ever.

[Mary Howden 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💚🤍💜 @MaryHowden]

Excellent article by @BoozeAndFagz
https://t.co/B7gRUwhP2W

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

@HackettLaura 😂😫

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

@sturgios Tbf if she had put your first name too I think ‘John Sturgis’ would be weirder…

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

@sturgios Even I can sort a low pressure boiler problem!

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

@sturgios Delicious! I made adobo braised lamb with chilli rice and black beans

[Daniel @dshep75]

BREAKING: Twitter insider reports that 63% of employees “like totally can’t even right now.”

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

😂😂😂

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

I think I’d rather give up on life altogether.

[Jessica Bull (IS NO LONGER ON X) @NovelistJessica]

At the school welcome evening, all the children were invited to leave a note for their parents. Here’s mine…

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

@Kimbobarclay Absolutely dying while listening/watching

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

@Kimbobarclay This is one of the funniest most surreal things I’ve ever experienced! 😂🤣😂

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Hello. All of the actors from Friends are now older than the youngest Golden Girl was in that show’s first season. Have a nice day.

[Lucy @theladylawrence]

Just posted a photo @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/VRKMptba50

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

The girl Leonardo DiCaprio will dump when he’s 72 was born today