Lance Sergio

I'm still hot.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

Thanks for the suggestion, @twitter.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

I was thinking of making a YouTube channel. Would any of my loyal followers be into that?

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@BibiStoneBaby and I are hosting a very exclusive Halloween bash. DM me if you're interested in coming, I guess.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

This new club just opened up, and @Jenni_Grrl and I are going to check it out. Someone should, like, come with us.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

// btw, here's the full gif @tadahamahwu http://t.co/6HJxFBbTVh

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

(Did I use that word correctly?)

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

Salutations, my new followers.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

I'm going to try to sound smarter.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@NICKIMINAJ is my queen.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@FelicityWon @HollywoodUQueen @KissFromFrance That's true.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@_Chris_Winters_ @hwuSean_Winters @JTHollywoodU This is too mushy, even for me.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@FelicityWon Oh, yeah? What did you think I was talking about?

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@FelicityWon Yeah, all of you.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

What's up, losers?

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

And I'm single.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

I'm back, but only because I don't want to, like, deprive anyone of my beauty.

[Juliet Sergio @thejulietsergio]

Being beautiful is difficult at times, but otherwise, it's great!

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@thejulietsergio I mean, probably not. She's really mean to a lot of people. Why?

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@tadahamahwu @jeptooh I feel like this should be talked about in private.

[Lance Sergio @thelancesergio]

@tadahamahwu @jeptooh @FelicityWon I'm sure Zyphire is still around.