David Massie

I spend my time entertaining my thoughts about language.

[David Massie @thelangbro]

I'm a linguist. That means I'm trying my best to understand.

[David Massie @thelangbro]

I’m on the precipice of getting my shit and putting it together

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Spending money? I’ll do ya one better: wasting money

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Oh I see that was an unjustified false belief

[David Massie @thelangbro]

I’m sooooo happy every one is comfortable watching TikTok on speaker in public :))))))

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Confirmed: the lesbian at the bar I thought was a 12 year old boy is in fact a 12 year old boy

[David Massie @thelangbro]

(The joy is having a clean room)

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Why is no joy everlasting

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Why is no joy everlasting

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Whoever invented things that get worse the longer you don’t do them should be shot

[David Massie @thelangbro]

“Receive a push message to log in”
This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Me alone in my room: and another thing is ☝🏻

[David Massie @thelangbro]

I gotta chill like my life depends on it

[David Massie @thelangbro]

I hate when I’m reading for information and they start making jokes like ma’am let’s be professional

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Your grass touching can’t save you now

[David Massie @thelangbro]

365 party girl but the party is going to work and only meeting my most basic needs

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Baby in the club??

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Um my timeline is spoiled can i exchange for a new one

[David Massie @thelangbro]

You can’t take all your trash out all at once! That’s propaganda from Big Trash!! You gotta collect small piles in various places and take them out randomly! Don’t let them catch on to you!

[David Massie @thelangbro]

I think crashing out a little is good for the soul

[David Massie @thelangbro]

I like apple juice but I don’t think it tastes like apples

[David Massie @thelangbro]

Me @ the bug in my room: neither can live while the other survives