terence green

Rate me on Angi

[Christopher King @chr1st0pherk1ng]

Good boy… stuff?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Atlanta spent $130M to build glass walls for fare evasion prevention. Result:

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show

[Seggi @Seggipriv]

Texas before the islamic revolution

[ROBYNA 👽 @socoolrobyna]

The shining if jack Torrance was on edtwt:

[Meg @heirmeg]

$600 macbook? that shit come with a pre installed m0ssad agent disguised as siri cus aint no way apple greedy ass just want 600

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Tomorrow, it’s a gold medal morning 🇺🇸

I’ve directed the State Liquor Authority to suspend enforcement of alcohol service hours from 6–10 AM so bars and restaurants can open early and fans can watch the U.S. go for the gold together.

This is only for counties not under a State of Emergency. 

New Yorkers in emergency areas should stay home, stay safe, and cheer loud!

Go USA!

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

they are turning american office workers into japanese salarymen and nothing is being done about it

[rälph @ralphtheasian]

I need to be on that gay cruise right now

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Can you believe I ran over two Miles yesterday?!

I mean, what are the chances they would both would have the same name!?

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

Ben Johnson’s pass game coordinator fired after 17 games of Justin Fields, Brady Cook and Tyrod Taylor with Nick Spano at WR1. Incredible work.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Most people getting out of an uber: “thanks”

Midwesterners getting out of an uber: “good luck in divorce court I hope you win the custody battle, there’s no chance the judge won’t side with you. Stay strong Lisa. I love you!”

[terence green @thelarryalbert]

put water on my face now its moisturized

[mark normand @marknorm]

These are backwards times, a creepy rich guy has an island with more kids than a daycare in Minnesota

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

2019: learn to code

2025: lear to daycare

[frye @___frye]

rewatching avengers: age of ultron. despite the title, they never tell you how old ultron is

[hera @shiningdaisies]

friends w benefits but the benefit is we are friends

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

“im dating casually” “im dating to marry” well im dating to form an alliance