Elizabeth Cass

I smile because it's worth it.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

3 words: Treat. Yo. Self. It's the best day of the year 🥂 #TreatYoSelfDay

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Whoah! Wait for the transition.

[Christopher Moloney @Moloknee]

Angela Lansbury told a story about her daughter falling under the spell of a Hollywood deadbeat. He would pick the girl up from school and get her to steal money and food from her parents for him. Worried, Lansbury moved the entire family to Ireland. The guy was Charles Manson.

[NYCEM - Notify NYC @NotifyNYC]

#SilverAlert Selma Toback, F/W/88 with Alzheimer's from East 33rd Street and 2nd Avenue, Manhattan. If seen, call 9-1-1. Multilingual & ASL Link: https://t.co/64JfNrSwdG.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The Oscar goes to.. 😅 https://t.co/m6o3rlRXVp

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Why is anyone wasting their breath arguing that a "mermaid shouldn't be black" when instead you could be talking about the time Hans Christian Andersen showed up as a guest at Charles Dickens's house and absolutely ruined his life for a month straight

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Happy birthday angel

[Elizabeth Cass @Thelastcass]

@ThreeIreland Can you give advanced warning that my credit is running out, as opposed to AFTER it’s gone? Topping up was a nightmare.

[comfort for dan stans @danlevythinker]

dan levy: "my dad actually gave me this little framed photo on the last day of shooting our show. it says 'daniel, it was an honor being your partner, son. dad xo'".

[Elizabeth Cass @Thelastcass]

@chiefkeeks Watch his neck muscles tense up. He needs to win an award for this interview alone.

[Elizabeth Cass @Thelastcass]

@The_Real_Vieve Nah girl, I’m starting next week and am panicking because I can’t log I to blackboard, like??? Who are we?! 👏🏻

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

As Ann Richards said, "Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels."

Here's me in Cartagena while I was there for a meeting as Secretary of State.

Keep dancing, @marinsanna.

[Elizabeth Cass @Thelastcass]

I would also like to know if she’s home or not? It’s a guessing game. She’s a dick.

[Elizabeth Cass @Thelastcass]

In a house with ‘soft-closing’ fixtures, I would LOVE to know how my roommate is slamming them. 🙃

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Finnish PM Sanna Marin defended herself to the press after private videos of her partying with close friends leaked to the public earlier this week