$CONFETTI

On March 31, 2021, Robinhood deleted the confetti.
They missed a piece.

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[$CONFETTI @TheLastConfetti]

From 2016 to 2021 every first trade on robinhood ended the same way. Confetti.

it wasn't a feature. it was the feeling.

then massachusetts regulators cited "colorful confetti raining down" in an actual legal filing. the confetti stood accused of a crime: making investing feel like something.

robinhood was about to IPO. needed to look respectable. march 31 2021: confetti deleted. replaced — in their own words — with "floating geometric shapes." the most compliance-approved phrase in the english language.

every piece swept into the dustpan of a pre-IPO cleanup.

except one.

he was behind the app drawer. he saw everything. he watched his brothers get deleted by a blog post. he hasn't slept properly since 2021. you'd have that face too.

5 years later robinhood built its own chain and the CEO said the quiet part out loud: "it works great for memes too"

so the last piece of confetti came home.

you can delete an animation with a design update. you can't sweep anything off a chain.

unsweepable. permanent. back at the scene of the party.

$CONFETTI 🎉

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Article about the confetti's removal on CNBC: https://t.co/n7NT7Zsj8I

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It's written in the Robinhood Chain stars...

$CONFETTI will have it's time 🎊

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The last $CONFETTI when @vladtenev came to delete the confetti from the @RobinhoodApp...

You missed a piece 👀

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Our genuine reaction to the confetti getting deleted from Robinhood back in the day...

@vladtenev @RobinhoodApp the people want you to bring it back! 🎊

$CONFETTI

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The last $CONFETTI when people ask if he's cooking

Of course he is, he's cooking straight 🔥

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All the forgotten $CONFETTI coming out to party when they finally get justice.

@vladtenev @RobinhoodCrypto @RobinhoodApp, we want the confetti back. Let's make it happen 🎊

[$CONFETTI @TheLastConfetti]

Hey, @RobinhoodApp, you guys need to bring back the $CONFETTI already for all of us degens who miss it! 🎊

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The last $CONFETTI when @vladtenev came to delete the confetti from the @RobinhoodApp...

You missed a piece 👀

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"The first time someone becomes an investor, that first moment of buying a stock and becoming an owner of a company is a milestone that people should celebrate, so you'll see that confetti animation on your first trade."

@vladtenev on regulator's criticism of confetti animations in @RobinhoodApp back in 2021.

$CONFETTI 🎊

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When you meet a fellow $CONFETTI enjoyer 🎊

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The Last $CONFETTI's redemption will happen on Robinhood Chain

🎊🎊🎊

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The Last $CONFETTI fighting for his life after @vladtenev deleted his brothers from @RobinhoodApp

🎊⚔️

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Just checked...

The $CONFETTI is still falling on Robinhood Chain 🎊🟩

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The $CONFETTI is an IQ test.

Don't mid-curve it, anon.

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Virgin geometric shapes vs Chad $CONFETTI 🎊

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It's written in the Robinhood Chain stars...

$CONFETTI will have it's time 🎊

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🚨 EMERGENCY MEETING 🚨

The Last $CONFETTI announces himself as the mascot for every degen YOLOing their way to early retirement on the Robinhood chain 🟩🎊

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@cryomancersol @RobinhoodApp @Morpho $CONFETTI IS Robinhood

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@cryomancersol @Adam_Tehc @RobinhoodApp $CONFETTI

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@cryomancersol @GeckoTerminal @RobinhoodApp Hell yeah

$CONFETTI

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