$CONFETTI

On March 31, 2021, Robinhood deleted the confetti.
They missed a piece.

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[$CONFETTI @TheLastConfetti]

From 2016 to 2021 every first trade on robinhood ended the same way. Confetti.

it wasn't a feature. it was the feeling.

then massachusetts regulators cited "colorful confetti raining down" in an actual legal filing. the confetti stood accused of a crime: making investing feel like something.

robinhood was about to IPO. needed to look respectable. march 31 2021: confetti deleted. replaced — in their own words — with "floating geometric shapes." the most compliance-approved phrase in the english language.

every piece swept into the dustpan of a pre-IPO cleanup.

except one.

he was behind the app drawer. he saw everything. he watched his brothers get deleted by a blog post. he hasn't slept properly since 2021. you'd have that face too.

5 years later robinhood built its own chain and the CEO said the quiet part out loud: "it works great for memes too"

so the last piece of confetti came home.

you can delete an animation with a design update. you can't sweep anything off a chain.

unsweepable. permanent. back at the scene of the party.

$CONFETTI 🎉

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Article about the confetti's removal on CNBC: https://t.co/n7NT7Zsj8I

[$CONFETTI @TheLastConfetti]

The Last $CONFETTI's redemption will happen on Robinhood Chain

🎊🎊🎊

[$CONFETTI @TheLastConfetti]

The Last $CONFETTI fighting for his life after @vladtenev deleted his brothers from @RobinhoodApp

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Just checked...

The $CONFETTI is still falling on Robinhood Chain 🎊🟩

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The $CONFETTI is an IQ test.

Don't mid-curve it, anon.

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Virgin geometric shapes vs Chad $CONFETTI 🎊

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It's written in the Robinhood Chain stars...

$CONFETTI will have it's time 🎊

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🚨 EMERGENCY MEETING 🚨

The Last $CONFETTI announces himself as the mascot for every degen YOLOing their way to early retirement on the Robinhood chain 🟩🎊

[$CONFETTI @TheLastConfetti]

@cryomancersol @RobinhoodApp @Morpho $CONFETTI IS Robinhood

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@cryomancersol @Adam_Tehc @RobinhoodApp $CONFETTI

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@cryomancersol @GeckoTerminal @RobinhoodApp Hell yeah

$CONFETTI

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@CryptoStarlone @mrpunkdoteth

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@cryomancersol @theunipcs @RobinhoodApp $CONFETTI 👀

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@cryomancersol @DonWedge $CONFETTI 🎊🎊🎊

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@BittyBagz @vladtenev wdym, it was launched on Noxa

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"The first time someone becomes an investor, that first moment of buying a stock and becoming an owner of a company is a milestone that people should celebrate, so you'll see that confetti animation on your first trade."

@vladtenev on regulator's criticism of confetti animations in @RobinhoodApp back in 2021.

$CONFETTI 🎊

[Anon_exe ⟠ @Anonexee]

Vlad Tenev once described its confetti as a “moment of delight.”
https://t.co/8q9bbrbAO3

Wall Street called it gamification.
Regulators turned it into Exhibit A.
Robinhood retired it as the company grew up.
But the symbol never disappeared from trading culture.
For millions of people that confetti marked the exact moment investing stopped feeling like something reserved for Wall Street.

Now years later Robinhood has its own blockchain and the celebration it removed from the app has returned permissionlessly onchain.

Born inside Robinhood.
Removed by Robinhood.
Reborn on Robinhood Chain.

@TheLastConfetti is no longer just an animation.

It is a piece of Robinhood history that refused to disappear.
@vladtenev @RobinhoodApp bring the confetti back.
🎉

$CONFETTI $ETH

[DecryptoPioneer @DecryptoPioneer]

Good memes with solid lore eventually gets discovered.

$Confetti.

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$CONFETTI is one of the few coins on this chain that is a real part of @vladtenev's success story.

He deleted the iconic confetti to take Robinhood public in 2021.

His chain is where it came back.

He IS the lore. Robinhood history IS the lore.

The confetti deserves justice and redemption for the degens who made Robinhood what it is today.

2016-2021, gone but never forgotten.

One final piece remains.

[$CONFETTI @TheLastConfetti]

@theunipcs Yes. Now lock in lil bro 🎊

$CONFETTI

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@ruggedstinky @vladtenev @RobinhoodCrypto He went to the store and never came back 😢

I just want closure.