John A Amos

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

This celeb thing has to end soon, unbelievably low brow....

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Going to lie down in a dark room until this crap is over #nobhead presenters

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

I almost never tweet but just found out I'm a celeb starts tonight...

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Sorry Chris, time to go....

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

I'd like aerial direct to send me a phone sometime, maybe their customer service could open for business before 9.00 am, and answer emails?

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Sort it out.

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Me and my daughter possibly the only Hoops in Costa Rica right now, what a win!

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Disappointed that we weren't allowed to transfer our tickets to another production of the abandonment of Friday's performance, £78 lost.

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@GuildfordBard is the performance still on tonight? The worst of the rain is yet to come...

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@_LucyAmos lobbed? Shurely lopped...

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Best wishes and good luck to Town tomorrow from a QPR fan who was at second leg play off, you very much deserve to be back in the league!

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Watched today Jeremy catch massive tarpon on ITV, bagged a few myself in Florida, but way up in a river? Hellish!

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@LucyAmos94 and It did a poo on a brand new carpet just as the estate agents arrived!

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@LucyAmos94 one of my customers owns one, basically a skinny rat with long legs!

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Muenchen and Okoberfest Wednesday, prosit!

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@LucyAmos94 lucky git, highly recommend Edelstoff by the mass and grosses bretzen

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@LucyAmos94 it's crap, go to the Augustiner Biergarten in Arnulf Strasse, over the road from the hauptbahnhof.

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@LucyAmos94 only drink Augustiner Edelstoff, do not go to the Hofbrauhaus!

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

@OfficialQPR yup, us Amos's were there, watched the goal so many times now....

[John A Amos @thelasthoop]

Hi Lucas, Mont Blanc looked scary, you know how much I hate cable cars and heights! Love dad.