Laura

mediocrity expert

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Hear me out; every narrative tv show is either The Office, Lost, Breaking Bad, The Twilight Zone, Psych, or Buffy

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@Mjc3508 @KleptocratWorld @Kingfan5151 Oh, so I guess we can just call the genocide thing even then?

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Wait a second, NYT made the first ever Strand type game years ago and nobody noticed?

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you can tell that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers because birds and planes can both fly

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The Amazing Digital Circus has a lot of references to computer stuff, but my favorite is this subtle nod to the number 1 most visited website of all time

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Just started watching that hockey show everyone is talking about, honestly don't really get the hype

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@MakeUSAVAT Have you noticed who is currently the president (or what he is doing more openly)?

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White people

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@SpeedRacer4K Maybe the world is healing

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The computers are using up all the water now so we can't defeat them with it later

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I was wondering why the boomerang wasn't coming back to me; then someone chucked a baseball at the back of my head

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The show Young Sheldon should've been called Little Cracker or somethin idk

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How did they build the first Home Depot? Where would they have gone to buy the tools??

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We absolutely should abolish ICE

Like what, was the water in the fridge not cold enough for you?

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They planned this, right?

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@Courage69861986 @brandonspicier @alexciaooo @the_transit_guy What if we just made the commercial space not a horrible ugly mall that is ⅞ parking lot? Or do you just like suburbs because you wanna keep poor people away from you?

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@ItsStevn_ Aside from the joke, why is he having a total meltdown he's tweeted like 20 times in the last 2 hours

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I think someone at Apple is a bit confused

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If you die in a Chili's do you die in real life?

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@BigHeadMafia @RightWingCope If you go by male/maleself pronouns you should probably put that in your bio because I doubt anyone will guess that