The plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into holding a press conference outside of your business.
‘You guys ever heard dead baby jokes?
I got a dead baby.
His name was Joaquin Oliver.
He was gonna be 18, but now he’s dead.
And that’s not a joke.’
— Parkland dad Manuel Oliver recorded this ‘stand up’ set in response to Louis CK