Justin the Lawyer

Texas Lawyer | Businessman | Rainmaker

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@patriottakes That needs to be in a 30 second tv spot airing nationwide today

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@DirtRoadPickup @RexChapman Donghold Trump?

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@politico I bet they planned to designate the jobs report a ‘catastrophe’ no matter how it looked.

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@MrShermichael Humans treat potential and legitimate threats the same due to survival instincts. We’re rewarded for jumping away from movement in the bushes whether it’s wind or a bear. Why? If it happens to be the bear you won’t be alive to jump next time. Trumps painting a big bear.

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@patriottakes Looks like 100% Recyclable ♻️ not garbage. Fair to say he doesn’t know the difference? 😆

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@mattmfm @MollyJongFast That’s not normal.

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@TheRickWilson Wait… I thought if your opponent was having a bad news cycle you weren’t supposed to interrupt it with your own.

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@atrupar @joncoopertweets Somewhere, Biden is thanking God that Trump just stepped on yesterday’s news.

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@RobertFreundLaw You only get the sandwich that looks like the picture if you order four full price sandwiches but all constructed on a single bun.

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@RadioFreeTom Agree. Wasn’t like Bezos had been meaning to let us know this whole time and the 2024 Presidential election just snuck up on him.

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@brianstelter But this is what his folks will see

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@HeathMayo This is a last minute pitch to the extreme fringes. Definitely wasn’t geared towards NY. I hope you’re right.

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@scotia_news @RonFilipkowski

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@RonFilipkowski @Acyn This is clearly not for MSG or NY. It’s a last minute “go vote” pitch to rural and backwoods voters nationwide, all who’ll be delivered this red meat from Fox and their social feeds today and tomorrow.

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@carlquintanilla “I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message” is all that’s missing.

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@HeathMayo “I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message” is all that’s missing.

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@KamalaHQ Because it’s funny. No, really. Funny.

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@mmpadellan Rogan: [wondering where’s the proof?] “Are you going to present this ever?”

Trump: [knowing he cannot] “Uhhhh….let me just give you one more before [I don’t present this ever].”

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@RobertDeSilva8 @PoliticusSarah Agree. I can’t tell if it’s “Gotcha!” moments or legit news they’re trying to elicit. But poor question choices and the rambling lowers the probability of delivering either one.