𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

Maggie wants her Enid back,
but Negan wants his Simon back.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓���𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

- dumbass Simon, there would be no dumbass idiot Negan to then make T.D.I, the Triple Dumbass Idiots.

This is a matter that must be resolved or Eugene will also cease to exist as a functioning human being.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Eugene watched Dwight retreat before he looked around outdoors. He may just have to sound the alarms again. An intruder trespassed on Sanctuary property and endangered the existence of two men. The one by proxy, but it was still very serious. Without idiot Dwight and -

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Eugene may have drank himself to sleep 45% of the times he was beaten but Dwight did so 10%, even on his good days.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

He certainly drank himself to sleep 45% of the time for he was often beaten without reason, acting as if he was perfectly fine.

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

That is right!

And so is what he said.

He didn’t get a son like Carl.

He got a goddamn worthless dick for a son.

[𝕊𝕆𝕃𝔻𝕀𝔼ℝ 𝔹𝕆𝕐 @AHeroOfHeroes]

He couldn’t stand it when his Father said he’d always wanted a son. A son like Carl.

He had a goddamn son!

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

Huh.

Simon’s real goddamn name was Little Trisha?

He was sure as shit his name was Little Tisha.

He would have bet the Sanctuary on it.

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

Negan loved Simon.

It didn’t matter what Little Tisha/Little Trista/Little Tyisha did to fuck him over, he would always be forgiven.

[𐍂𝜄𝑐𝜅 𝐺𝑟𝜄𝑚𝑒𝑠 @TheFormerDeputy]

Rick sat there and cried about Megan.

Megan of all things.

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

Simon was a dumbass.
He was the same dumbass as before.

Dwight was an idiot.
He was the same idiot as before.

And Negan? Well, he was a dumbass idiot.
The same goddamn dumbass idiot that he has always been.

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

Would you look at that? Dwight and Simon don’t even love their own Megan anymore.

They’ve goddamn given him up!
So he needs to shut that shit down.
No exceptions.

[𐍂𝜄𝑐𝜅 𝐺𝑟𝜄𝑚𝑒𝑠 @TheFormerDeputy]

“ ʙᴜᴛ ꮁ̵ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴡ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ sᴀʏ,

ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴀ,

ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ’s ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs-

(ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs
ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ)

ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴛᴏʙʟᴇʀᴏɴᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴇʀꮁ̵ᴇᴄᴛ. ”

[𝑨sʜ 𝑾ɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ThePromisedHero]

Oh, yeah! That’s right.

It was called familial love, he guessed the rest of the family hadn’t heard of it.

[𐌂𝛼𝑟𝑙 𝐺𝑟𝜄𝑚𝑒𝑠 @SonOfTheLeader]

Carl loved hanging out with the Megan that wanted the good lemonade.

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

Look at him!
See that? That is a little something called respect!

Something his own goddamn son lacks. So thank goodness for grandchildren, is he right? That Ash is an angel!

[𝑨sʜ 𝑾ɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs @ThePromisedHero]

Ash loved his grandfather. He called him up everyday.

[𐍂𝜄𝑐𝜅 𝐺𝑟𝜄𝑚𝑒𝑠 @TheFormerDeputy]

“Zip it, stupid Megan.” Rick said, getting bitchy from his spot on the floor.

[𐌽𐌄𝖦𐌀𐌽 𐌔𐌼𐌹𐍄𝖧 @TheLeadSavior]

Negan was rioting on the couch and gave himself a goddamn concussion! He cracked the back of that big Megan head right off his marble windowsill.

[𐍂𝜄𝑐𝜅 𝐺𝑟𝜄𝑚𝑒𝑠 @TheFormerDeputy]

@TheLeadSavior “Stop that.” Rick said in that bitchy tone of his, swatting at Negan’s hands.

He was new here, didn’t Negan care?