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A Truthteller.

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Never forget who’s boss. I’m the boss.

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How does TikTok know I’m always ovulating?

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I’m a Late bloomer.

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Just because I can doesn’t mean I do

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I’m not nice.

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Get so good they can’t ignore you.

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That’s what happens when you mess with the boss.

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You want to veer away from these people as much as you can.

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A lot of the time people will project their own insecurities onto you.

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Comedy’s not hard you just don’t understand it.

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You don’t want a husband so you can be loved, you want a husband so you can be worshipped.

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It’s actually fucked up how good I am.

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Everything about a face is a brand.

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I’m selling everyday

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I don’t want your money, I literally feel bad because of how broke you are.

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Being catty or having an arrogant ego is pretty universally hated.

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It hurts more to be good

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I hope it makes you feel good knowing you’re rude asf

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Last minute cancellation is probably the worst and most slack anyone could do.

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There is no net benefit with a cat.

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All these successful people, they turn to drugs and look ugly and fat.