Hey Metal Twitter -
I encourage you to read this note all the way to the end.
There is not a black metal song on earth that contains the absolute seething, pitiless hatred contained within this note I found at a Michigan antique store.
I know I'm several months into a PhD but I still can't help feeling like my ultimate destiny is to be an old lady running a cafe in the crypt of a crumbling Gothic cathedral whose menu consists EXCLUSIVELY of foods with ecclesiastical pun titles