TheLeftAintRight

Finding gems of lefty absurdity to share with the world. If you spot a good example, DM me!
We have 4 years to enjoy this!

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@Reil76 Had to stop at Trump never jokes.
You know nothing.

He jokes ALL. THE. TIME.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!!

An Atlanta judge let a man WALK OUT OF JAIL EARLY for BEATING a woman's face so badly, he SHATTERED HER ORBITAL BONE on a public train...

...TWO MONTHS AFTER HIS RELEASE, HE ST*BS A WOMAN TO DE*TH ON WALKING PATH!!!

HE GOES ON TO ASSAULT A POSTAL WORKER WITH A ROCK BEFORE HE IS CAUGHT BY POLICE...

In January, Jahmare Brown got on top of and beat a female attorney as she stepped off a MARTA train to go to work in Atlanta... he broke her NOSE and then shattered her ORBITAL BONE.

She needed 25 STITCHES.

...MARTA Police charged it as a MISDEMEANOR!!!

The incident report DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE BROKEN BONES.

Brown was sentenced to 120 days... but he was released early, and only served 60.

He was out in March.

Two months later, he beat a postal worker with a ROCK and st*bbed Alyssa Paige to de*th at noon on the Atlanta Beltline.

If Brown had served the full 120 days the court gave him, he would have STILL BEEN IN JAIL the day he k*lled her.

Alyssa Paige would be alive.

STOP. LETTING. VIOLENT. OFFENDERS. OUT. OF. PRISON!!!!!!!!!!

[Vincent James @davincentjames]

Black students gathered several white students to a specific spot on the playground and forced them to state ‘Black Lives Matter’ against their will.

Those who refused were beaten.

The school didn't want to release the video but a lawsuit was filed to obtain it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There were massive international protests over George Floyd and those police involved were severely punished with long prison sentences, yet the police responsible here did not even lose their jobs!

An incredibly unjust double-standard!

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@nanner625 @pizzahut They have gotten terrible across the board!!! Useless customer service too!

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@T_Hates_Cali @mattvanswol Thats why massie is gone now. We had RINOs voting as democrats

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Dear GOP,

I know I'm new to this movement.

I'm not anyone important, I'm just a regular voter who started paying attention.

...and I'm trying to figure out WHAT IN THE HELL is going on with you

Because honestly... I'm really confused.

From where I am, it looks like you're sitting on the EASIEST WINS IN MODERN POLITICAL HISTORY and for some reason... you just won't take them.

Why aren't you forcing daily votes on clean, single-issue bills that everyone already agrees on?

Mandatory voter ID.
Defunding fraud.
Defunding the Taliban.

Stuff that polls through the roof and the stuff normal people agree on.

Why aren't you at LEAST trying to win?

I don't understand.

Why are you betraying the same people who gave you a mandate... a few months ago???

Why are you still funding fraud?!
Why are you still funding NGOs that HATE conservatives?!
Why are some of you trying to push MASS AMNESTY FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS?!

I keep trying to assume there's some smart reason I just can't think of... some masterful long game

...but it doesn't look like a long game to me

It looks A HELL OF A LOT like corruption.

It looks like you'd rather lose comfortably than win for the America people, uncomfortably.

It looks like you're more scared of making Democrats a little sad, than you are of disappointing the people who put you in power.

I cannot for the life of me figure out how that math works in your favor... unless there's corruption at play.

You tell people like me to show up.

You have said things like...

Speak up!
Vote!
Donate!
Volunteer!
Bring our friends along!

AND WE HAVE!!!

BUT WE NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, FOR US.

Use the power that was JUST given to you and FORCE THE VOTES.

Make the other side go on the record OVER AND OVER.

Enforce the talking filibuster.
PASS THE SAVE ACT!!!
DEFUND THE TALIBAN.
STOP PUSHING MASS AMNESTY FOR ILLEGALS.

You won... would you PLEASE start acting like it?!

Because if you're not even going to try, I genuinely don't know what we're doing here.

Sincerely,

A brand new conservative who isn't going anywhere, but really, REALLY needs you to start fighting.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

An American and an illegal alien commit the same crime.

Democrat Fairfax County prosecutor Steve Descano thinks the criminal alien should serve LESS time.

All because they're here illegally.

[cumi @sambellcumi]

I love the feeling of knowledge flowing through my brain without leaving a trace…

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Winston Marshall tells Bill Maher he’s “super angry” about what Gillian Tett said on his show.

Maher asks: “What’d she say?”

Marshall reminds him that she accused him of spreading “fake news” about the UAE, “which is bullsh*t.”

“It’s funny,” Maher responded.

“I brought that up today in our meeting, and I said, ‘You know what? It’s okay if somebody disagrees with me, but if you say I’m full of sh*t on the air, YOU BETTER BE RIGHT.’”

“And she wasn’t. Cause I’m not full of sh*t on the air.”

“It’s not like I read this at the back of a comic book… The UAE does not give scholarships anymore for people to go to the UK.”

“If people are wondering why we’re dwelling on this, it’s because an Arab country thinks that England is more likely to radicalize their kids than their own Arab country.”

“So, don’t tell me there’s not some sort of issue going on in England.”

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@Garoovy50780081 @shirleyturnbull @cbcwatcher Why is there a petition to stay? Lol.

Isnt that the case anyway if the movement fails?

Canadian logic, i guess.

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@shirleyturnbull @cbcwatcher Is comprehension not your strong suit? Or do you need hearing aides.
Listen to what she says after 700,000... "Whether theyre on the remain side or the leave side...."

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@WisPhonewho @wisconsin_now "know as?"

You had one insult.

And you couldn't even get that right.

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@Zipdog99 @JessicaTarlov No one repackaged it as current.

They just highlighted your idiocy and youre upset about it.

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@TimHannan My brother isnt. 2 of my aunts arent.
Uncle and parents both have cancer and still fighting.
ALL got adenocarcinoma of all different parts of their body within 18 months of vaccination.

Look up SV 40 you fool.

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@basic__jen What is smd???

[TheLeftAintRight @TheLeftAintRite]

@PatsyDiabetes U dumb clam.
Buy yourself a dictionary and memorize what a pandemic is.
Youre welcome.

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

This 👇👇 right here 👇👇

Is the single most shocking testimony of the November 3, 2020, election:

Michigan poll watcher, under oath:

“THEY WERE ALL IN SEQUENCE.”

“These are absentee ballots—mail-in ballots. They cannot be in sequence. 2232 cannot have 2233 next to it because they are mailed in. They come in all different numbers, let alone without any dates.”

📝 This was no election fraud. It was a treasonous conspiracy to overthrow the U.S. government.

[Francesco 🇮🇹 @SaP011]

Remember Emily Elizabeth Haddock. She was just 12.

Sick with strep throat, she stayed home from school doing a puzzle in her bedroom.

A group of African American men were breaking into homes in the neighborhood, if no one answered, they forced entry and stole everything.

When they reached Emily’s house they found her inside… and shot her once in the mouth and once in the back of the head.

Her grandfather discovered her lifeless body.

The five perpetrators were local African American men from North Carolina.

Shooter Michael Graham Currie received life without parole. The other four, convicted as accessories after the fact, got prison sentences ranging from roughly 5 to 10 years.

Never forget.