𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋.

𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘴𝘴, 𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' '𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 {the boys oc; 18+; fake, obviously; penned by #vandal}

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

𝘴𝘰𝘢𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘹, 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴
𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦
𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥

: lucas wainwright
: the boys oc
: part of vought's legal team
: v-powered charisma
: mv/ms, 18+
: penned by #vandal

RT this bitch

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Everybody shut up,
I need!

An assistant.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Well, he's not using it...

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Yeets a Starbucks gift card at her.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

@LittIeAmy [ text to: that college girl ]

- looks great
- I wonder where you got it from

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Don't be...

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ·͙‍ ‍ ‍𓍯 ‍ ‍ ᵐᵒᵒᶰˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵏ @M00NCYCLED]

I'm sorry I did that to you.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Well, now you do and there it is.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ·͙‍ ‍ ‍𓍯 ‍ ‍ ᵐᵒᵒᶰˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵏ @M00NCYCLED]

I DIDN'T KNOW.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Mhm.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ·͙‍ ‍ ‍𓍯 ‍ ‍ ᵐᵒᵒᶰˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵏ @M00NCYCLED]

OH. OH. I'M SORRY.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Quick, gang—

[𝑆𝑡.𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑎 ✧𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒 @AndromedaNaara]

They should find it together

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

It is a full-on erection, Mandy, please don't offer to help.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ·͙‍ ‍ ‍𓍯 ‍ ‍ ᵐᵒᵒᶰˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵏ @M00NCYCLED]

oh, do you need any help? sprained an ankle or something?

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

She won't even know he would've made one either. Bless her.

He shuffled over, shifting himself to catch the weight of the box on her hip against the one in his own arms. "Uhf...heavy..."

[‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‎⁎ ‎ ‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ 𝑚𝑎 ‎‎‎ 𝕭ᵉ͟ˡ͟ˡ͟ᵉ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎. @loveburdened]

oh, well, now she's curious about what joke he would have made. but she'll never know, huh?

with a soft roll of her eyes, the woman shifted the weight of the box to her hip, trying to balance it there with one hand as the other moved to fish the keys from her pocket.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Yeah, I just can't stand up for a few minutes.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ·͙‍ ‍ ‍𓍯 ‍ ‍ ᵐᵒᵒᶰˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵏ @M00NCYCLED]

.. are you okay?

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

If there's drama, he intends to find it too.

[𝑆𝑡.𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑎 ✧𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒 @AndromedaNaara]

Is secretly interested by the drama

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Well I'll be...

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ·͙‍ ‍ ‍𓍯 ‍ ‍ ᵐᵒᵒᶰˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵏ @M00NCYCLED]

hope you all
had a 𝐟𝐚𝐛
sunday.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

He laughed at that, stopping himself just short of making another joke based around a euphemism, before they came to a stop at the door.

"Get fishing, Watson."

[‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‎⁎ ‎ ‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ 𝑚𝑎 ‎‎‎ 𝕭ᵉ͟ˡ͟ˡ͟ᵉ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎. @loveburdened]

“you're gonna have to hold my box when i need to get them out—!” she sang out, a teasing smile still lingering on her lips.

she softly nudged him with her shoulder, getting him to carry on moving as she attempted to trudge along beside him.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

What the FUCK is up, Vought?

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

...a week it is.

[AGENT STRAHM. @WATERRCUBED]

Maybe seven.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

He'll see her in six hours.

[AGENT STRAHM. @WATERRCUBED]

She'll start getting ready.

Which will take a while.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Double fantastic, he'll get cooking.

[AGENT STRAHM. @WATERRCUBED]

She does! It's one of her favorites.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Fantastic. Does she like salmon?

[AGENT STRAHM. @WATERRCUBED]

That was already her plan.

She has plenty of things that are definitely a little short.

[𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋. @thelegallimit]

Great, he'll text her the address and get something sorted. She should wear something...

...short.

[AGENT STRAHM. @WATERRCUBED]

.....

She'll accept that.