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Why were some people made so much better than others?

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

Adios. This twitter is going bye bye.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

Sorry for existing.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

https://t.co/k6cVLQIn6n

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

Why have I been comparing myself to a person five years older than me ..?! It seems so useless now. Everything is useless.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

I hate having to lie to you all of the time just to make sure that you'll be okay.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

"Feel yo titties." - my brother

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

"Feel yo tits." - my brother

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

I like when the bathwater turns a rust like color.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

I help you through all of your problems, yet you never give a shit about mine. Now it's your turn to be ignored.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

Kill me

[Kush Kloud @KushKIoud]

I'd rather have a pot head than a beer belly.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

I don't wanna get out of my bed. It's more comfortable than the womb.

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I think that I took too much cold medicine :/

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

Why am I so unattractive help

[Rude Comedian @omgRudeComedian]

Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I'm facing sexual harassment charges.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

She is literally /never/ in a good mood.

[♡ @thelemongoddess]

http://t.co/8LGUHWNXeH

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

*Leads horse to water*
"HEY YOU CAN'T BRING HIM IN HERE"
*hurdles over turnstile*
*gallops into wave pool*