ChiefCottonBriefs

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Herb Lawrence @Ecnerwal23]

Happy 58th birthday to the greatest #WhiteSox hitter ever and one of the best to ever do it in Major League history

1st ballot Hall of Famer, Frank Edward Thomas Jr.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

My kid's school asked me to donate supplies.

Paper. Pencils. Hand sanitizer. Tissues.

I pay property taxes.
My state has a $4 billion surplus.
The federal education budget is $238 billion.

And the teacher is buying pencils out of her own paycheck.

And I'm sending in Ziploc bags.

We fund stadiums for billionaires with public money.

We fund schools with bake sales.

And then blame teachers when test scores drop.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen….for real. It’s a hour and it made me laugh the entire time

Brilliant concept and perfectly executed

[ChiefCottonBriefs @thelenkaitis]

@MeghanMcCain What has happened to you?

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It’s so hard to imagine a country like that…..

[Acyn @Acyn]

Senator Kennedy on Cuba: They are just incompetent. All they know how to do is oppress people. They take all their money and they give it to the military and the police and themselves, and to hell with the good people.

[ChiefCottonBriefs @thelenkaitis]

@FrankLuntz Good lord Frank. Get a napkin and clean up around your mouth.

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@spencerpratt Good lord, get fucked.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A trad-wife influencer convention in Montana went off the rails today when dozens got sick after drinking free samples of raw milk, and threw up in the auditorium during a talk by a founder of a company that runs "natural immunity daycares for unvaccinated children."

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

We put a mic on Mike Vasil and it did not disappoint 🪄

[ChiefCottonBriefs @thelenkaitis]

@EricTrump @SenWarren Stop lying little boy. Grifting big gum dummy

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@FBIDirectorKash @ChrisVanHollen Pathetic

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Incredible tweet from Junior

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@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Sunday bourbons finally catching up?

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@BasedMikeLee Just a ridiculously stupid fucking take.

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@dabearsblog EMW
Faulk
Iheanachor

[That Guy Rocked NBA @NBAGuyRocked]

Luther Head

That guy rocked.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Thank you @Pontifex for the moral clarity so many leaders need….

[ChiefCottonBriefs @thelenkaitis]

@BobZuppke Tip o the cap