Leroy Smith

I'm the Michael Jordan of motivating Michael Jordan!

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Dearest Motivizees: Spent last few weeks w/ new project. No details but I'm excited. When time is right, I'll be back. Until then, Shazam!

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

A man full of courage is also full of faith and possibly Lima beans.

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Jst got back from Instanbul. Wrkn on my nxt big project. BTW does anyone know whr 2 get 7 tons of albino Peacock feathers?

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Ability is a poor man's wealth. & a giant pile of solid gold coins & precious stones U cn swim in is a rich man's wealth.

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

4 Halloween thinkn of dressin as the greatest motivational genuis evr. Wait. I'm alrdy that.

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Jst wrestled 3 dozen greased Emperor penguins in an ice rink on wheels. Penguins won, but i thnk they wr tkng illegal substances

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

No beef. good dude. hed only lose by 26 in a game of 1 on 1 w/ me RT @wildroverinc: @theleroysmith Whats yr beef w/ @peter_r_casey ! lol

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Excited 4 release of my new shoe Oct 31. It's so close I cn taste it & it tastes lk avocado, band-aides & aged sharp cheddar

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Life is 10% wht happens 2 U, 80% how U react 2 it, 5% tether ball tourneys, 2.5% Galapagos tortoise ridin & 2.5% bake offs

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

1st Utube then Canada then the world! RT @UnseeingEyes: My personal Motivizer @theleroysmith is blowin up on UTube http://bit.ly/udksn

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Jst toe-wrestled giant panda while hanging upside dn in a sling made of sandpaper while Manny hurled insults at me

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Luv the luv ur sending my way Mona, cn i call u that? RT @Monalisa7872: lil motivation 4 the AM: RT @theleroysmith: http://bit.ly/4tnrMU

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

RT @UnseeingEyes: @theleroysmith-need u 2 MOTIVIZE ME!! Sure, 1st lesson, build ship in bottle by motivizing ur hands 2 grow smallr

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

The road 2 success is filled w/ many tempting places 2 stp, lk the world's largst catsup bottle http://bit.ly/27hjVD

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Be warned: if u spend all day hanging out w/ a xylophone & fishing wire it's impossible for this not to happen: http://bit.ly/4tnrMU

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Always laugh when U can. It's the cheapest medicine. That & leeches. But, leeches R hard 2 find so stick w/ laughter

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Got tied up motivising baby penguin 2 swim RT @DCtoBC @theleroysmith wht's the deal? waitin @ banneker crts 4 3 hrs, U said U was coming

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Motivised flock of geese 2 fly north 4 winter instead of south where they'll learn how 2 survive the cold & will B 4evr greatful

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

I feel amazing. I luv those shoes lk a son. RT @2flyy89: @theleroysmith how u feel abt the sneakers they puttin out in yr honor?

[Leroy Smith @theleroysmith]

Life is required. Growth is optional. Unless that growth is a fungus thing U contract from eating cheese U thought was fine