john namoth

[Showerthoughts @rShowerThoughts]

A pun is like an inside joke for an entire language.
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You know it's time to check your bank account when you're too afraid to check your bank account.
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Source: https://t.co/pjNKeQispS
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If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
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In video games, you gain XP from success. In real life, you gain XP from failure.
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The leather jacket I've been wearing for 10 years has been worn longer by me than the cow that it came from.
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[john namoth @theletter53]

uuuuuugh im so hungry but I only have nonsaturated carbohydrates #firstworldprobs #DXGOLDRUSH

[john namoth @theletter53]

looking at the sun is bad for your eyes so be sure to get double steak at chipotle#DXGOLDRUSH

[john namoth @theletter53]

#DXGOLDRUSH = the next big thing

[john namoth @theletter53]

Career advice: Don't go into slavery. it doesn't pay very well.#DXGOLDRUSH #movethatdoe

[john namoth @theletter53]

Lol at that time you played twister on that greyhound bus and this event never actually took place LMFAO #DXGOLDRUSH #memories

[john namoth @theletter53]

*=hiphop choreography that everyone can do. not just the sunday preacher#DXGOLDRUSH

[john namoth @theletter53]

your body is one delicious vinyl to her neck of the woods#DXGOLDRUSH

[john namoth @theletter53]

if we all cheat is it really cheating?#DXGOLDRUSH

[john namoth @theletter53]

Do you have daddy issues? consider running for president#DXGOLDRUSH

[john namoth @theletter53]

I'm a factory of faith, but then again so is #DXGOLDRUSH

[john namoth @theletter53]

PUT MY PEG INTO YOUR SQUARE! RUN AROUND LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE#DXGOLDRUSH