Lex Singer

Oh baby

[Ramón F.V. @RamonFelVal]

@gueronieves Las matemáticas me dicen que capacitaron a menos de 11 jóvenes por mes durante los 4 años que fue dirigente; duda ¿Es buen trabajo? 🤔

[Alec Bowers @Alecbowers]

@Greystar #greystar #viktoriaseattle @viktoriaseattle Where is my furniture, after you've #illegally detained it over 30 days?

[Alec Bowers @Alecbowers]

@virool #virool is cool- true #americandream #success. Very cool #adtech - it's the #future! https://t.co/FPSTrhcmlY https://t.co/OWMVqlBYfZ

[Lalit Kumar Modi @LalitKModi]

Dear Fans of cricket & the lifeline of the game. I want to take this oppertunity 2 thank each & everyone of you for making @IPL what it is🙏🏾

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

Being an aunt: the hardest yet most rewarding job in the world

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

Wonder if Andy Kaufman used the vacuum salesman in New Mexico

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

The only people I dislike as much as the Westboro Baptist Church are the people who cover their ears when the subway comes

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

On my run today, I was listening to Shaggy as I passed by a throng of elderly Chinese women doing Tai Chi. Suddenly,the universe made sense

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

Gonna be weird in 30 years, when you go to the Gucci store just to buy some socks, but everyone's getting all emotional at 2 chainz' grave

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

Listening to "magic bus" while taking actual above-ground public transportation to work is one sad exercise in irony

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

I get to atone for all my sins tomorrow, which means I'm going to Wendy's and taking at least 12 ketchup packets today

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

"Can we have a suggestion for a popular song from the 1980's?" -an improv group/my grandparents

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

@kendricklamar I think you forgot Chingy

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

Fox News and Jack & Jill were the only things on at the gym, so instead, I just watched the Asian guy on the elliptical breathe really weird

[Riley Cooper @RileyCooper_14]

Wait a second. This doesn't look like me

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

so tired this morning, but you only get the chance to see the midnight premiere of Smurfs 2 once...

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

There are only two certainties in life: death and the fact that whether you like it or not, Dan Smith will teach you guitar

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

a 21st century take on a children's classic: "Bi-curious George"

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

"Are you a medium?" - Gap employee/person I just met and correctly predicted they didn't like Peanut Butter