Tom's Life

Quotes that Tom says, things that Tom does, and just generally Tom's life.

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"I'm the big bad wolf and I'll eat your ass"

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Tom on seeing Star Wars tonight: "I'm so excited I might have heart failure"

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Tom is choosing to #StandWithRand tonight! #BillofRightsDay #GOPDebate

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Tom on clash of clans: "I'm out here fucking murking bulls"

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"Look at my head. Tell me it's not shaped like a pussy"

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Tom recently ordered a @RandPaul phone case

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"Big springs, big pussies. Same thing"

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"I haven't matured since i got out of the Fallopian tubes"

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"Just eating pussy like Ben Franklin"

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Tom the scientist

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Tom has started playing runescape

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"Matthew McConasex"

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"Skim milk is water mixed with my piss and then a little white food coloring"

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"I'm gonna start a hair business because the price of hair cuts is astrofuckingnomical"

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Tom seeing what his mom wants for Christmas

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"The only thing I care about in life is in my hands right now"

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Yesterday Tommy played a game of Madden 13, and he threw ten interceptions.

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Rare pic of Tom wearing glasses

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"I'm allergic to ratchet bitches"