liquid gold

drink water or get rekt

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every time someone sells $PISS
a public restroom loses WiFi

[liquid gold @theliquidpiss]

my conviction is pressure-regulated

[liquid gold @theliquidpiss]

ran out of pee
took a loan
got liquidated
hydrated
back in

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dev dropped a roadmap
it was just a photo of a flooded bathroom
i cried
it was beautiful

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portfolio isn’t in the red
it’s just dried up
one sip and we’re back

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toilet started talking
said “DCA or drown”

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hydration is real
utility is fake
only $PISS remains

[liquid gold @theliquidpiss]

my entire strategy is:
drink > leak > repeat > profit

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public bathroom mirror said “don’t sell”
i peed on the floor and held stronger

[liquid gold @theliquidpiss]

every sip i take makes the candles wetter
the trend is hydrated

[liquid gold @theliquidpiss]

got banned from 5 restrooms
because my $PISS is “too volatile”

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flushed during a full moon
a golden candle formed
i cried urine

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didn’t drink for 2 hours
chart dumped
drank
it apologized

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went all-in on $PISS
now my sink salutes me when i walk in

[liquid gold @theliquidpiss]

guy next to me in the urinal whispered “drip season”
i nodded
we both bought more $PISS
true community

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i told my girl “it’s not a fetish it’s a coin”
now we both hold $PISS
and hands
and… towels

[liquid gold @theliquidpiss]

i drink water to DCA into $PISS
hydration = accumulation
body is the wallet

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sorry babe, can’t cuddle rn
the $PISS chart is leaking

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every $PISS tx adds moisture to the chain
that’s why we drip during dips

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why hold $PISS?
because sometimes life is a urinal
and you gotta aim high