Lizard king

I overthink way too much

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

I know I’ve raised this by atleast a few minutes by sleeping until 4pm

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

🌅🌍 Rise and Shine: Average Wake-Up Times Around the World

🇸🇰 Slovakia - 7:18 AM
🇨🇳 China - 7:42 AM
🇭🇺 Hungary - 7:22 AM
🇨🇿 Czech Republic - 7:15 AM
🇵🇱 Poland - 7:25 AM
🇨🇭 Switzerland - 7:13 AM
🇹🇼 Taiwan - 7:56 AM
🇦🇹 Austria - 7:20 AM
🇺🇦 Ukraine - 7:51 AM
🇩🇪 Germany - 7:25 AM
🇷🇺 Russia - 8:06 AM
🇵🇹 Portugal - 8:22 AM
🇮🇹 Italy - 7:52 AM
🇷🇴 Romania - 8:01 AM
🇨🇴 Colombia - 6:31 AM
🇫🇷 France - 7:51 AM
🇭🇰 Hong Kong - 7:57 AM
🇳🇱 Netherlands - 7:47 AM
🇹🇭 Thailand - 7:24 AM
🇧🇪 Belgium - 7:40 AM
🇰🇷 South Korea - 7:38 AM
🇩🇰 Denmark - 7:19 AM
🇬🇷 Greece - 8:25 AM
🇪🇸 Spain - 8:05 AM
🇮🇳 India - 7:36 AM
🇫🇮 Finland - 7:44 AM
🇮🇱 Israel - 7:54 AM
🇹🇷 Turkey - 8:02 AM
🇧🇷 Brazil - 7:31 AM
🇸🇬 Singapore - 7:38 AM
🇨🇱 Chile - 7:40 AM
🇲🇽 Mexico - 7:09 AM
🇸🇪 Sweden - 7:21 AM
🇨🇷 Costa Rica - 6:38 AM
🇯🇵 Japan - 7:09 AM
🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates - 7:43 AM
🇮🇩 Indonesia - 6:55 AM
🇿🇦 South Africa - 6:24 AM
🇶🇦 Qatar - 7:32 AM
🇳🇴 Norway - 7:43 AM
🇨🇦 Canada - 7:33 AM
🇵🇭 Philippines - 7:28 AM
🇰🇼 Kuwait - 8:01 AM
🇬🇧 United Kingdom - 7:33 AM
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - 8:27 AM
🇦🇺 Australia - 7:13 AM
🇳🇿 New Zealand - 7:11 AM
🇺🇸 United States - 7:20 AM
🇮🇪 Ireland - 7:50 AM
🇲🇾 Malaysia - 7:41 AM

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

Those liberals want us to remove our precious lead from the water 😡

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@Gritty20202 @AOC People have the ability to change their mind when presented with new information 🤯

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@CharlesPulliam Freedom of religion…as long as it’s Christianity

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@InsanityTalking Your Twitter handle is accurate

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@artnetworx1 @Public_Citizen Your argument might’ve worked back in 2008 when Steve Jobs was alive

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@artnetworx1 @Public_Citizen Engineers, technicians and IT professionals develop iPhones. CEOs come up with the bs idea to remove headphone jacks to sell AirPods and remove the charger from the box which lead to company profit. They don’t get paid for the work they do they get paid for the work others do 🤢

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

I love how there is a tiktok account dedicated to a turtle attacking black shoes

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@mike_hammerbeck @Public_Citizen Lol okay nice argument. I will btw.

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@sandbagGIR @Public_Citizen Keep defending the rich people that don’t even know you exist I’m sure you’ll get a few crumbs thrown your way

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@Alex_San @Public_Citizen Only reason they’re successful is because of the people moving boxes. My point stands

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@mike_hammerbeck @Public_Citizen Doesn’t matter how smart and motivated someone is, they don’t deserve that much money. Sure they can be paid a decent living but nobody has the need for millions of dollars. Why do you support the rich anyway? Just to make 30k a year?

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

So when does the revolution start?

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@Alpharad

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

I have over 100 hours and I don’t even think I’m close to finishing

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

How did y’all finish Elden Ring so fucking quickly how did you do this

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

I swear there’s nothing to do in my town except to go to Dollar General

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

Tobacco shops don’t give a single fuck if I’m 21 or 12

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

My worst trait is saying “What?” To every question then answering .5 seconds later.

[Lizard king @thelizardkingII]

@wafflesforhair 🤨